Im gonna take one more shot, then I'll quit it

Secret. Go ahead, I dare you to make a pun about my name that I haven't heard. student(s) trolling the corridor

[catchymemes]

[callmemisterbenzedrine]

Ok but someone needs to do this with the real smudge

[weloveshortvideos]

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

[danthemedicman]

This is the quality content I live for

[mens-rights-activia]

This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball

[everythingfox]

“This punishment is not working…”

(Source)

[dat-soldier]

[talkgentlytome]

[macleod]

Flying a drone through fireworks

[losangelesrams-deactivated20170]

I really don’t think anything exists man

[wildewisdom]

sir please that's my emotional support Keira Knightley period movie

[anxietyproblem]

[greeneyedbiguy-deactivated20220]

Oh the accuracy 😂

[mimiceon]

This guy came for Jameela and she fucking wrecked him oh my god

[vyrkann]

some other dude tried to be smart and she fucking wrecked him too

[trashrodent-deactivated20180606]

who wants to haunt local streets at 3am with me

[goneinaninstant]

nobody puts baby in the corner by fall out boy

[madsiemoon]

Colored Ivy 🧡🌿❤️

National Museum in Wroclaw, Poland taken by Anna Kowalów.

[teaboot]

Kid grabbing my arm in the store: How old are you?

Me: Five hundred and twelve. I watched the Hindenburg burn

Him: Did you see the titanic sink?

Me: No, it was in the middle of the ocean

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[heavensickness]

Full paragraph hurts even more.

“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

[toloserswithlove-deactivated201]

[v0mmym0mmy-deactivated20200323]

Here's pics of it happening btw

[0-memento-mori-0]

Can we please just-

[iwtv1976]

[sons-of-mrgreengenes]

[trollybazoo]

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

[cheruib]