From the Twisted Mind of a Kripke Worshipper

Hello. My name is Angie. I enjoy Voltron, Marvel, DC, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, conventions, reading, traveling, and eating delicious food!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[slipping-into-madness]

[undeadentropy]

Don't even worry about all that

[montanabohemian]

#well why did he even buy a scrying mirror if he didn’t expect his familiar to scry

[paradoxicalli]

cat understood the assignment

[buddienetwork]

Buddie + Facetime 9-1-1, S08E12&13

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[pocketss]

so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

[marinella-ela]

[anxietyproblem]

[good-to-drive]

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

[pomegranatecrab]

U reckon if tony had IT problems at work he just fixes it himself

[joetavis]

Imagine you're an intern at SI, your Laptop breaks so you put in an IT Ticket and half an hour later the old CEO strolls in with dark circles and greasy jeans, demanding to see your Laptop.

[wynjara]

Two hours later your laptop informs you you have made two errors and would you like it to order you a coffee.

[joetavis]

They make an error and just get a pop-up that says 'No.'

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[onethousandrbirds]

happy anniversary 

[einaudis]

Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

[everythingfox]

Cat-like reflexes

[goldfishinaplasticbag]

it’s really bad guys i can’t save him

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[confident-fear]

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

[thegaymertrainer]

Ya Zhou Pottery

[boyswillbeboxes]

[mevil]

[secretsdcblog]

[Tim and Jason arguing]

Jason: I'm going to remove you from my found family

Dick, chiming in: No one is kicking anyone out of this family!

Tim, ignoring Dick: Does your found family contain Jason Todd? I can fix that!

Steph: Found family is how I forget about my daddy issues.

Duke: You could achieve the same with a cult.

Tim: Are you implying we're in a cult?

Duke: That's exactly what I'm implying.