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[callmepippin]

Partner bought an ipad, figured i'd do a sketch to try the drawing program, ended up quite liking the result

[beetlewoman]

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[manny-jacinto]

HAROLD PERRINEAU as Mercutio | ROMEO + JULIET

[callmepippin]

since when has tumblr decided that the ads will just... make noise? like they'll just have sound turned on? unprompted??? @staff please??? why do you insist on constantly making this fuckass app more unusable????!!!

[mollyjames]

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[ladyshinga]

There are few things funnier to me than the white-hot raging beef parents can have with fictional characters written for young children. You want to hear one of the funniest rants of your life, you ask nearly any parent of a young child their least favorite little cartoon guy. It'll be amazing.

[ladyshinga]

no. i want them to find me organically on this one

[shtuffchildcareworkerssay]

@elodieunderglass I hope you don’t mind me sharing your tags on this bc I fully endorse and have been known to do this very thing.

[elodieunderglass]

It’s a good strategy! And I agree that some people’s houses play Peppa Pig in English, but I’m just not in control of that.

[discheaven]

Tony Hawk's Underground (PS2)

[almyranpine]

really good tiktok

Transcript:

Girl, just do it fat. Don’t wait until you’ve lost enough weight. You’re worthy of taking up the space that you fill. Live your life now. Don’t wait for some future version of yourself that you think will be more deserving. You have every right to pursue your passions and dreams just as you are today. Your worth isn’t tied to a number on a scale or the size of your clothes; it is inherent in who you are. You’re allowed to be seen, heard, and celebrated in whatever body you inhabit right now. Don’t let anyone or anything convince you for too long. So go out. Do it fat! Wear the clothes you love, pursue the opportunities that excite you, and live unapologetically. There’s no reason to put off living the life that you want, waiting for a moment that you’re not even sure will come. You deserve to be happy and fulfilled just as you are, and the world needs you exactly as you are today. Everything good that has ever happened to you, happened in this body. Girl, just do it fat.

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[lakevida]

what medium are you delusionally overconfident that you could ace on the first try despite having no familiarity fondness or experience with the craft i bet i could build a brick oven

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

I can think of three pretty much completely different things that the term "Georgian" can mean

I vote the country gets to keep it, while the US state and British history from 1714-1830 have to get new words

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

#for the british i propose “the era of george”#and for the state i propose we rename it to South Carolina and rename South Carolina to Central Carolina

I'm not 100% sure on how well the first proposal would work, but I support the third Carolina

[cellaspider]

Georgian Architecture -> Architecture from the Era of George

okay it's a little clunkier than i thought. maybe we scrap that one.

[jeannefostergoriot]

Question.

When is the English Regency Era?

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Appears to generally be considered 1795-1837

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Wizards (1977)

[definitelynotindecisive]

[bogleech]

Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??

[silver-tongues-blog]

@scraps-is-busy

[plushiepalz]

me and who

[pmamtraveller]

weeping willow