Ley

𝘐𝘕𝘍𝘗-𝘛 𝘩𝘦/𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 - 𝘨𝘯/𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 - 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘮𝘦!

[callmeshakespurr]

just a quick navigation for my profile <3

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Prompt List coming soon..

Request Status: Open

[marksider89]

[lokislastlove]

Yes

[deniable-masterpiece]

pretty much, yeah:D

[barnesdjarin]

BUCKY BARNES WARDROBE APPRECIATION ↪ marvel cinematic universe (2011—) [insp.]

[sweetdreamsbuck]

baby

[deniable-masterpiece]

hes just soooo….

[callmeshakespurr]

I love your stories❤️

thank you so much, i’m happy you enjoy reading my stuff (eventho it’s not much) [: <3

[callmeshakespurr]

Hey, how have you been? Are you ok?

yoyo

first of all - thank you so much for your concern, it’s really kind of you to ask <3

i have been okay so far, i guess. life’s been all over the place, i had some pretty big issues with my family and girlfriend, and i’m in the middle of my exam phase atm, but i’m managing everything pretty well (:

this was also the reason for my disappearance and the reason why i haven’t touched this app in months. maybe i’m going to start writing again as soon as my christmas break starts, cause i still have at least five exams before that.

it’s very nice hearing that you care though, thank you so much for that <3

also- i do take requests, as always, i’m just not working on them yet and my updates are always pretty slow [:

[anarchismwillwin]

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

[oppressionisntrad-blog]

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

[tattoosfade]

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

[admthrawn]

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty things.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

theft for many is survival in this system and taking away from multi-billion dollar companies that are a part of the oppressive capitalist system

[vegan-lavellan-deactivated20210]

I love this post so much. Like, an unbelievable amount. 

[liamgalgey]

And they say there’s no honour among thieves.

[modernsuperhero]

There’s honour among honourable thieves. A thief is still a person, with the capability for good and bad, just like everyone else. The moment someone assumes either good or bad of someone, they perpetuate that belief into reality. 

[bluemoonlove518]

Never been a big part of this myself but I approve and shall pass it on

[theotherwomannnn]

Gonna use these cheat codes when I’m broke and on the streets @travalerray

[travalerray-deactivated20230723]

Good luck with that

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

If you’re white, realize that Black people are more closely monitored than white people in stores and use that privilege.

-far

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Why Target Is the Worst Store to Shoplift From

If we were to give any tidbit of advice to any would-be shoplifters (aside from the Golden Rule that you never, ever steal from mom-and-pop

I forgot to add this last night. Don’t steal from Target. They’ll let you get away with the theft until they have enough to charge you with a felony, they keep track with what you steal between stores, and they have the most proficient loss prevention systems.

-fae

[evelily7023-deactivated20230824]

[cyborgsmanifesto]

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

tips for your first time

[femme-en-feu]

reblogging because sex ed is usually shit but it’s really really important

[her-majesty-kiara-deactivated20]

I don’t consider this nsfw because this is actually important and people need to get educated.

[thesubtlewhore]

Trust me, you’ll want to read this!

[dangerousstrawberryshark]

I never go the talk, nor do I know about Sex Ed. So, this is very useful. This isn’t NSFW, this is education.

[gayaristocrat]

I never learned much about “The Talk”, and my health class only taught us about different STD’s and STI’s instead of teaching us how to stay safe. They never even taught us about anal sex. They only taught heteronormative sex. I never knew what intersex was until today.

[callmeshakespurr]

yoyo

i added lotr/hobbit to my fandom list, feel free to request <3

also i’m trying to gain my motivation to write back atm so maybe i’ll post something soon, or maybe i won’t so- please bear with me a little longer (:

[callmeshakespurr]

how did i earn 102 followers i didn’t even do anything what is this-

<3

[callmeshakespurr]

Do you have any stories coming out soon!?

i’m trying my best, but school is a lot atm so please bear with me for a little longer ]:

[sebastians-stan]

SEBASTIAN STAN Esquire España Outtakes 2019

[callmeshakespurr]

Hey Hun, how ya doing?

yoyo!

i’m not feeling too good tbh since some things happened, plus i have a lot of stress atm in general /:

but thank you for asking, it really means a lot!

i hope you’re doing okay too <3

[viralthings]

The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”

[sheepkind]

marry her faster

[callmeshakespurr]

R u still taking x men requests?

yes ofc

i’m just a very slow writer lmao

but requests are always welcome <3

[elles-writing]

The Hobbit/LOTR characters on Tumblr

A/N: Just funny shit I thought about while using Tumblr. Enjoy!!

Btw 100 notes for pt 2 (this is a joke btw, but comment please!!)

Tags: @allinwonderlands @artsywaterlily @guardianofrivendell @luna-xial @moony-artnstuff @kumqu4t @trxblemaker

Kili

probably makes memes

very friendly to everyone

probably following either too many people, or nobody at all

if he gets a hate, it's because he didn't posted photo of how he looks like

after he posts it, he gains almost two times more followers

online either 24/7 or almost never

gets notes all the time

sometimes spends too much time on Tumblr replying messages and comments he forgets his homework

Dis is mad and he can't go on his phone for two days

secretly reads crush x reader stories

Fili

short articles, photography, drabbles or music themed blog

polite and kind to everybody

follows only mutuals or blogs with similar topics

and his brother, of course

well, as soon as Kili posts photo of himself and people find out Fili is Kili's brother, they want photo of Fili too

so they end up posting photo of them both to both their blogs

it goes viral on Tumblr

online like two or three times a day to answer messages and notes and to post stuff, sometimes browsing through the site

gets a lot of notes

really funny in real life, even funnier in messages

Tauriel

probably has a photo, fashion, makeup or hair care blog

highy aesthetic

spends a lot of time editing photos

Kili's crush

is nice but can get sassy

follows blogs with similar aesthetic for inspiration

and Kili's meme blog

gets a lot of compliments on hair and gets asks on skin care routine

like, all the time

is online during evening and night

there isn't a second she doesn't get notes

has a side blog for fanfiction, but would never admit that

Bilbo

has probably blog with cooking theme- the theme is cozy and pretty

his foods look absolutely delicious and too beautiful to be eaten at the same time

this guy is food blogger but dislikes the term

so he says he is just a great cook

the most polite and mannered person in the internet

but he is a Sassings too though

follows in-real-life friends, other food blogs and blogs with cozy photos

people ask him about some secret cooking tricks

he says it's just a dedication to work

online only if he posts something around late afternoon and evening, or in late morning to check messages from friends and comments

he blocked all Sackville-Bagginses

Thranduil

male model type of blog

reserved but got the sass too

follows only Legolas, nobody or his fanpages and Legolas

online usually through breaks between photoshoots

probably also hair model

probably L'Oreal hair care model

has a soft spot for hobbits and would never admit he smiles and his heart warms up while seeing those adorable smiles, curly hair, food and cottagecore aesthetic

Ori

artsy or knitting themed blog

friendly, but doesn't know how to start conversations

following his friends and other art blogs that notice his

this guy just can't get a hate

people adore his drawings and think he is cute

online around two to four times a day, because he is usually busy with drawing or school

every single note make his eyes light up and tear up at the same time

VERY thankful for his followers

so he often opens requests and draws his followers

Bofur

has most likely blog dedicated to comedy

friendly

follows his friends' blogs

he takes funny photos from everyday life and puts with even funnier description there, sometimes he sings fun songs people make covers on

that makes his eyes tear up every time

it's precious to him

irregularly active, can be active all day long or a week away (then the blog runs on quenues)

loves scrolling through the blogs tbh

[hopephd]

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

[king-in-yellow]

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

[lukesvalentine-blog1]

I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.