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https://archiveofourown.org/users/Marksider89/ No, I will not join your Discord server.

[accidentallyposted]

A repost from probably my deleted blog TT

[akapostart]

here comes a English version!

thanks for all the friends who helps me to translate! you guys are the best!

[may-i-consume]

:p

[vipxx98-alex]

Darksiders 4 hyped fanart

I'm so looking forward for this game can't wait!

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Dangeresque: This couldn’t be a more obvious trap if there was a sign that said “Free Cookies!”

Dangeresque Too: Maybe, but I weally like cookies.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

“I’m gay, and my wife, Max, is bi, and there’s nothing she loves more than when people ask if she’s gay, and she gets to go, "I’m not gay, but my wife is.”

-Chloe, probably

[incorrecthsrquotes]

[Deleted scene from sbemail 190: “licensed”]

Bubs: Pretty cool Strong Bad piñata, huh? I thought it should’ve had fireworks blasting out of it…

Bubs: But everyone kept saying things like, “that’s a fire hazard” and “please, not like last time…”

[widowmakercomics]

Uhm. I came back? I missed a lot about overwatch lore, community and everything in general. But I've been playing stadium a lot for the last year.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Rachel: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Victoria: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

[solarmane]

new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)

me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:

no.

NO.

starting to rock back and fourth.

you do not understand.

you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.

we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.

do not tempt fate youngling.

step away from the paywall.

that is how you summon the ancient evils.

that is how you wake the lawyers.

[odins-price]

Remember people, this is against AO3s terms of service. If you see a fic that does this REPORT THAT THING!!! These people may not know better or they might, but them doing this has the potential to ruin things for everyone.

[peppermintquartz]

Tell the writer to read the TOS. Writers absolutely CANNOT ask for payment in exchange for fanfic. If they won't take it down ASAP, report it to AO3.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Chloe: You’re my hero!

Max: All I did was catch your chocolate before it hit the floor.

Chloe: Need I say more?

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Rachel: Pull over there, I have to get something healthy to eat to calm my nerves.

Chloe: That’s a doughnut shop.

Rachel: I’ll get the ones with the fruit in the middle.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Principal Wells: What did you kids get in your yearbook?

Victoria: “Most popular.”

Nathan: “Best Hair.”

Kate: “Nicest Personality.”

Rachel: “Life of the Party.”

Warren: “Class clown.”

Alyssa: “Most likely to drop their phone in the toilet.”

Chloe: “Most likely to start a bar fight.”

Max: “Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one”?

Principal Wells: Well, you’ve really covered the spread there.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Rachel: Care to come with us?

Victoria: And spoil my carefully calculated air of selfishness and unconcern? Not until the last second, thank you very much.

[marksider89]

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Max: Top reasons to get married?

Chloe: Firmly saying, “That’s my wife!” and knocking someone out in one punch.

Max:

Chloe: …And love, I guess.

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Li'l Strong Bad: I feel so bad for…whatever I did to get grounded.

Strong Bad’s Mother: You sprayed Strong Sad with a garden hose.

Li'l Strong Bad: It was an accident!

Strong Bad’s Mother: He was in the kitchen.