Call Me Squid (please)

Hi! Your local cephalopod, I do art and am in to many fandoms. But mostly BSD! Amy pronouns work for me! But please if you can, call my Squid!

[elemental-drag0n]

Beauty standards are messed up and all but

GOD DAMN did cave pepole know whats up

[callmesquidplease]

oh, honey...

[originalartblog]

Listen to me. I have a plan.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[cocosstories]

Please, I need this so bad

[wandaromanova]

bagel gods, bring me some amazing news please <3

[adhd-chaos-queen]

I don’t believe in this kinda stuff, but i really hope to get some news about my fav show getting saved after it got cancelled, so i’m not taking any chances

[sips-tea-cutely]

bagel bagel

[chaeey-deactivated20231103]

Bagel

[space-ghost-with-the-most]

Bagel!

[blubird513]

Im supersttious! Let’s gooooo!

Edit: It worked for me!

I received wonderful news about my health not even a day after, and was able to see my friends again after not being able to hug or high-five them for a month.

We ate crepes and had a good time. :)

[blubird513]

OKAY!

I am in desperate need of luck, my insta got hacked and I am in “superstitious mode” rn while trying everything to get it back. SO!!

MAGIC BAGEL!!!

BLESS MEEEE!!!

Please ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[artpepkin]

Mannnn I really need this job, dont let me down tumblr good luck bagel

Edit: I GOT THE JOB 30 MINS LATER SKXBBD

[lilicmoonlight]

Fuck it might as well

[hypotheticallya1e]

kinda need this chat

[callmesquidplease]

post it note doodle #24

idk I thought it was cute, me love comfort

Here's the text in case you can't read it

Dazai: wlep, I gotta go now, try not to miss me while I'm gone

Atsushi: ............ ........what

15 minutes later

Dazai, now with a big fluffy tiger laying on top of him: wait- no, Atsushi. I meant the store. Today is a good day, really! This is really sweet, but I need to go to the store

[callmesquidplease]

Yippee!! Thank you!! I always draw on post it's, I keep them after I post them in a binder

[callmesquidplease]

post it note doodle #26

Mr. Grumps only tolerates and doesn't bite two people. Atsushi, because tiger, he even gives Atsushi birds and rats. And Kenji!

Fukuzawa tires to get close it the cat, but Mr. Grumps will be grumpy with the president unless food is involved.

[stxrfiish]

Hadestown sskk & skk au where Atsushi is Orpheus, Aku is Eurydice, Dazai is Hades & Chuuya is Persephone. Ranpo is Hermes.

[callmesquidplease]

THIS IS SOO PEAK!!! it is activating the art juices in my brain...

[callmesquidplease]

Post it note doodle #25

I was feeling nauseous in class and then I drew this

[callmesquidplease]

post it note doodle #24

idk I thought it was cute, me love comfort

Here's the text in case you can't read it

Dazai: wlep, I gotta go now, try not to miss me while I'm gone

Atsushi: ............ ........what

15 minutes later

Dazai, now with a big fluffy tiger laying on top of him: wait- no, Atsushi. I meant the store. Today is a good day, really! This is really sweet, but I need to go to the store

[originalartblog]

Happy Valentine's day!!

(continued under the cut)

on this day, I offer you: boyfriend failure Chuuya. Tomorrow? who knows.

seriously, has Chuuya ever said Dazai's full name in canon before

[avimik]

"Allow me to introduce you to the original you."

[callmesquidplease]

post it note doodle #23

Pathetic pinning zai is love, pathetic pinning zai is life

[callmesquidplease]

post it note doodle #22 Chuuya edition

[callmesquidplease]

Post it note doodle #21

love monster yuri

[callmesquidplease]

Post it note doodle #20 her design has changed slightly this one and the previous were a bit older

[callmesquidplease]

Post it note doodle #19

[callmesquidplease]

Post it note doodle #18 beast Dazai and Chuuya (+femchu)(and....Mori.)

[callmesquidplease]

Post it note doodle # 17 the return of Mr. Grumps!

I know it's kinda hard to read here's the words

Atsushi: "He's just going to scratch you again."

Dazai: "But I pet you earlier. So I smell like you! Mr. Grumps will love me now!

The bottom note says "I can't draw animals good"