Welcome Aboard. You Can Call Me The Admiral.

American by birth, patriot by choice.

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The day after we got married Kimi Raikkonen won the US GP and I’m not saying that he did it as a wedding present to me but…

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Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

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okay but what’s updog ?

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Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

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That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

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You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

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no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

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The Perfection of Bedside Manner (1569 AD)

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300 blackout launching its subsonic load lmao

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Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

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1966 Ford GT40 Mark I

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Icarus flying to close to the sun (60 B.C.E. colorized)

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Posted by Dana White

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