[paprika]

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed_News

[teenscoolest]

[titanic-agreement]

[shuouichi]

OSJSKSJSJSB THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ADDITION

[pretendplaytime-blog]

[whatssexting]

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

[artemisiasea]

literally adventure time knows their shit

[jaxblade]

Word.

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

a warning

[dietaryfiber-deactivated2018092]

we have Ten Days

[cactusjubilee]

T O M O R R O W

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[callmeugky-blog]

signs your friend feels lonely so u can be there for them:

- hugs themselves

- rubs their own arms

- is cold even though the weather is fine

- looks lost ( keeps glancing around )

- keeps to the corner of the room

- follows one person ( unconsciously)

- keeps to themselves

- doesn’t sleep well

- nightmares

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Tasty: *puts salt, pepper, thyme, sage, garlic and rosemary on chicken*

Comments: where’s the seasoning tho?

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[seventhseraphfemme]

There’s a black trans woman running for president and I’m surprised I’ve seen nothing about her on here.

[seventhseraphfemme]

Anyway her name is Pam Rocker and here is her platform that I found on her website

Freedom Car - Pamela will work with the US Census Bureau to ensure that the Head of Household in each home has access to a quality vehicle through the free Freedom Car program.

Legalize Marijuana - Pamela will work to end the Federal ban on marijuana and monetize it to uplift the national economy and pay off the national debt.

Jobs Programs - Pamela aims to reinvigorate the American Middle Class by bringing back Smart American Industry and ensuring prosperity.

Reparations - African Americans deserve to be given a helping hand to recover from the slavery of their ancestors.

LGBTQ Rights - Pamela will work to craft an inclusive policy for LGBTQpeople, including restroom policy, health care, and job discrimination.

Health Care - Pamela will work to protect and strength the Affordable Care Act and President Obama’s legacy.

Immigration Reform - Pamela will work to secure the border via updated security policy - not walls.

Green Energy - Pamela will work to bring renewable energy to the forefront of America’s energy plan, including a recycling mandate.

[sleepyblackgirl]

this is her website: https://www.pam4america2020.com/

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[anarchohellenism]

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[anxietyproblem]

This still image was created by a Japanese neurology professor Yamamoto, and he told the instructions below: If its not moving, or just moving a little, you are healthy and has slept well. If its moving slowly, you are a bit stressed or tired If its moving continuously, you are over-stressed

[buzzfeed]

This illustration was created by Yurii Perepadia, a 50-year-old graphic designer and illustrator from Ukraine who told BuzzFeed News that everything written in the caption above is a lie.

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

imagine making a post with such an intense bullshit aura that it makes buzzfeed come for you

[quinintheclouds]

Lmao I can literally make it stop and move on command with my mind so it was pretty clear it was bs XD

[trynsave]

[h-townbornnraised713]

Me as fuck lol

[mandarina-sueno-deactivated2019]

that’s really what happens to my eyes tho

this once happened when the guy was still in the car & I looked over & he didn’t even acknowledge me but I still ran out that bitch

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that