Knives

Hallo 👋😗 “I’ve got an American flag behind me, And an American FAG in-front of me.” #D1PhillpGravesGlazer

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

chance of your mom reading your fics is not zero.

chance of your mom being the person you got into a ship war with is not zero.

[figmentof]

[cod-dump]

Gaz, barging into Soap’s room: I HAVE to tell you about the adventure I just had!

Soap, snapping his journal shut because he was drawing SPICY Ghost: I’m all ears

Gaz: You know that P.O. I had for awhile but never used? Well I finally canceled it today. BUT-

Soap: Oh boy

Gaz: I tried to log into my account to cancel it, right? But it’s been so damn long that I forgot my username AND my password

Gaz: I eventually guess my username but I still don’t know my password so I tried “forgot password” and it brought up security questions. Tell me why I couldn’t figure them out?

Soap, remembering that he basically set up Gaz’s account for him: Uhhhhh-

Gaz: I had to call support, Soap. I had to call and figure out what “I” put for my mother’s maiden name

Soap: *nervous laughter*

Gaz: I didn’t know my mother’s maiden name was JOHN CENA

Soap: *snorts while trying to keep a straight face*

Gaz: Or that my favorite sport was WATERSPORTS

Soap: *shaking with laughter*

Gaz: THE LADY HAD TO LOOK UP WHAT THAT MEANT, JOHN. A SWEET OLD LADY LOOKED UP WATERSPORTS ON HER COMPANY COMPUTER

Soap: *starts laughing loudly*

[cod-dump]

Laswell: I am sick of this, John. You always have to escalate the situation! Always have to get the last damn word

Price: Do you know what we have in common, Kate?

Laswell: Can you shut up for a fucking second-

Price: We're both bottoms who like to act like tops. Something to think about

Laswell: *speechless*

[callsignknives]

My bad, Forgot to feed Yall.

I’m gonna touch him

[callsignknives]

You’ve been warned. (MALICIOUS WHITE BOY ALERT)

I swear my pants were just on.

[lanialania00]

That's why they send him on missions alone

[heisshiro]

[callsignknives]

What plays in my head when I see this man?…’Father Figure’ by Taylor swift, And specifically THIS VERSE!!! ⬇️

“I'll be your father figure

I drink that brown liquor

I can make deals with the devil because my check's bigger”

[callsignknives]

So cutie patootie

[callsignknives]

I said what I said. ☹️.

[callsignknives]

What is with this man and making this fuckass face. 🥹 babes are your lips chapped?….