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i have too much free time on my hands.

[yms1]

best part of tumblr is; i come here, reblog and i leave.

[yms1]

im so sick of social media but tumblr? thats home.

[bloodwr]

★ 🍜🥩🥪 !¡

[lightning--bug]

"I think something's wrong with me. I make friends, then suddenly I can't bear to be with any of them. That other me, the cheerful and honest one... went away somewhere."

~ Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)

[nothingbutloveforyou]

you deserve someone who won't break your trust

[sunfortune]

r u single 👉🏽👈🏽

look at the state of this blog of course i’m single what kinda question

[politedemon]

the fact the new series of hypothetical isn’t allowed to talk about the pandemic just in case people forget it happened is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

[fernsandsunflowers]

Watch me scheduling this to be re-reblogged in two years for obvious reasons that I might forget in that time.

[hussyknee]

Reminds me of how YouTube used to demonetize videos that referenced covid and one channel started calling it the “Backstreet Boys reunion tour” instead.

[iconuk01]

I’m now imagining a video referring to “The death toll from the Backstreet Boys reunion tour is now in six digit figures” and I’m not sure even the gallows-iest of my gallows humour is ready for that.

[hussyknee]

“When will the devastation of the Backstreet Boys reunion tour end?” 😔

“I think we just need to get used to living with the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.”

“The Backstreet Boys reunion tour has revealed the structural faultlines of our society.”

“Only herd immunity can protect us from the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.”

[weirdmixofweirdness]

Backstreet’s back, alright!

[1111111111110]

Can we go back to sending love letters

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

[bakwaaas]

i love.... calm men. like some men just have this really soothing, gentle, calm aura. as a girl who is highly strung and often suffers from anxiety and paranoia, I love a man who’s good at comforting you, who’s relaxed vibe rubs off on you, talking to him eases your anxiety and you just feel calm and safe

[promethes]

another night not being kissed. whatever

[moseby]

I need boy advice help!

kill him

[verformt]

whats ur filthiest fantasy?

That someone actually stays in my life and loves me unconditionally lmao

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[dojacat]

[tastefullyoffensive]

I hear he’s both naughty and nice.

[halloweenskellington]