cal

i can bet that im cooler than you

[calmemaybe420]

ooc post:

hi guys, this is my intro uhh

cal but modern au and zero day didn't happen/won't happen

andre is @andrehatesyou

yes caldre but in a yearning internalized homophobia "I'm not gay" type thing

main acc: @1stay0gold1

other rp blog: @calsarchive42

[calmemaybe420]

please stop

block button exists for a reason my friend

ooc post

[chaoticneutralwife]

i think we should get really high + touch each other a lot

[doesilyaexist]

mewing is for losers, define your jawline by sucking your homie's cock. be a man. deep throat him. use every muscle in your mouth and jaw to get him off. the greeks and romans would approve.

[loserferret]

hot boys sleep with plushies and imagine they're cuddling another man

[deusben]

grinding while making out is more intimate than sex

[smeltedcopper]

[luv3tteceleste]

Why call your boyfriend daddy when lieutenant and sir are RIGHT there...

[calmemaybe420]

happy birthday to the best guy ever

sorry about the filter, i don't know why i added that whenever i got that picture but i did

I love you, andre.

@andrehatesyou

[calmemaybe420]

hi cal, do you like rabbits? 🐰

they're okay I guess

[calmemaybe420]

@andrehatesyou I'm bored can we do something

[calmemaybe420]

ts so ass pls stop this rp neither of u portray them right

ooc: die

[calmemaybe420]

@andrehatesyou ur heavy btw

[calmemaybe420]

@andrehatesyou sup yo pay attention to me

[stetsil]

every day it grows harder to beat these huge cock allegations

[calmemaybe420]

andre wants to date you

@andrehatesyou thoughts?

[calmemaybe420]

@andrehatesyou where my hug at