Birthday/Holiday Starter Sentences
Could be used for other holidays or parties, just switch out the 'birthday' mentions with said holiday!:
"This calls for a celebration!"
"Today is your day, enjoy it."
"Just another year closer to death."
"No matter how many of these you have, you're still gonna be a baby to me."
"No no no, you are not going into work, not today!"
"Come on, I have something special planned for us today."
"Come on, you have got to let me put frosting on your nose, it's tradition."
"Whoa, there's cake all over you--let's get you cleaned up!"
"It's a surprise, you have to close your eyes!"
"Here, a drink to the big [age here]!"
"You're going to have a night you'll never forget!"
"I could get you something else if you don't like it."
"So what do you want me to get you for your birthday?"
"This is the best birthday ever."
"This is the worst birthday ever."
"It can't be worse than last years, right?"
"So how old are you now?"
"We're definitely going to have to celebrate in private later."