i've lost all shame

i just want some cookies okay

[itsagifnotagif]

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

[calmurtits-blog1]

yo fam i can set u up with my oxygen dealer, he’s kinda sketchy but like he has so much for cheap

[thebootydiaries]

shout out to my hijabs for keeping islamophobic racists far away from me

[decentbeard-deactivated20150414]

it will keep cute guys away too lol guys dont want to date hijab girls 

[thebootydiaries]

[calmurtits-blog1]

I’M YELLING

[eurekahydatos]

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

[calmurtits-blog1]

I’M SCREAMING

[51don]

[calmurtits-blog1]

romance

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[microsoftedging]

Just Let Him In

[calmurtits-blog1]

#freethefieri

[calmurtits-blog1]

i laughed so hard i cried

[calmurtits-blog1]

y not

[calmurtits-blog1]

my mom just walked in on me crying while listening to the space jam theme song and just backed out of the room

[twinsfox]

I’m going to ask this once…. who in tf did this

[korr-a-sami]

I can not DE AL W I TH YALL

[iilunatic]

I just cant anymore XD

[calmurtits-blog1]

x

[tastefullyoffensive]

[calmurtits-blog1]

brother may i have some oats

[rumplestiltskin]

My fellow Americans, it has been the honor of my life to serve you. I won’t stop; in fact, I will be right there with you, as a citizen, for all my days that remain. For now, whether you’re young or young at heart, I do have one final ask of you as your President - the same thing I asked when you took a chance on me eight years ago. I am asking you to believe. Not in my ability to bring about change - but in yours. I am asking you to hold fast to that faith written into our founding documents; that idea whispered by slaves and abolitionists; that spirit sung by immigrants and homesteaders and those who marched for justice; that creed reaffirmed by those who planted flags from foreign battlefields to the surface of the moon; a creed at the core of every American whose story is not yet written: Yes We Can. Yes We Did. Yes We Can. THANK YOU, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA FOR EIGHT AMAZING YEARS [2008-2016]

[calmurtits-blog1]

hi dad

[blackness-by-your-side]

I fully support this guy

[calmurtits-blog1]

yes queen

[thecommonchick]

LOL 😂

[quailstoastonish]

WHERE-MY-HUG-AT- GASTON

[calmurtits-blog1]

FUCKKK THISS 

[katherinebishop-archive-deactiv]

[calmurtits-blog1]

what the fuck

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[calmurtits-blog1]

OH MY GOD NO

[spaceler]

[calmurtits-blog1]

spank me, buddy

[postscribed]

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

[calmurtits-blog1]

IT WAS