FUCKHUEG SWOLE

I USED TO BE THE HIGHEST RANKING CAPTAIN OF HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION’S ROYAL THRESHECUTIONERS BUT NOW I'M JUST KIND OF HERE.

[fairybulls]

Moses, the cow with a cross on his forehead

[setheverman]

You know

???? i don’t know what this is about but i can assure you i don’t know one single thing

[centaurstechnician]

calodemongelastic:

YOU LOVE IT (;B

D–> Must you call me out this way?

[calodemongelastic]

WHAT KIND OF KISMESIS WOULD I BE IF I DIDN’T? (-:B

[centaurstechnician]

D–> I think you are an %hibitionist.

[calodemongelastic]

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL IF ANYONE LOOKS AT ME I SELF-DESTRUCT.

[centaurstechnician]

calodemongelastic:

YOU LOVE IT (;B

D–> Must you call me out this way?

[calodemongelastic]

WHAT KIND OF KISMESIS WOULD I BE IF I DIDN’T? (-:B

[centaurstechnician]

D–> I have done nothing to deserve this.

[calodemongelastic]

PUNCH ME IN THE DICK YOU COWARD.

[centaurstechnician]

D–> That is not what those are for.

[calodemongelastic]

YOU’RE RIGHT, FISTS CAN ALSO BE USED FOR KNEADING DOUGH.

[centaurstechnician]

D–> You are %tremely inappropriate.

[calodemongelastic]

YOU LOVE IT (;B

[centaurstechnician]

D–> I have done nothing to deserve this.

[calodemongelastic]

PUNCH ME IN THE DICK YOU COWARD.

[centaurstechnician]

D–> That is not what those are for.

[calodemongelastic]

YOU’RE RIGHT, FISTS CAN ALSO BE USED FOR KNEADING DOUGH.

[centaurstechnician]

D–> I have done nothing to deserve this.

[calodemongelastic]

PUNCH ME IN THE DICK YOU COWARD.

[geminidoomed]

calodemongelastic:

IN THAT CASE I WANT TO BE STONED TO DEATH WHEN MY EVENTUAL DEMISE IS AT HAND.

II wiill kiill anyone who even thiink2 about layiing a fiinger on you

[calodemongelastic]

EQUIUS GETS A FREE PASS TO PUNCH ME IN THE DICK THOUGH, RIGHT?

[calodemongelastic]

I REALISE I’M NOT WHAT THE KIDS WOULD CALL “AN AUTHORITY” ON WHAT’S SEXY BUT I’M LIKE 99% CERTAIN KNEE PADS DON’T COME INTO IT.

[geminidoomed]

you’re not 2uppo2ed two be lookiing at piicture2 of me tryiing two be 2exy anyhow

[calodemongelastic]

LOOK BABE IF THE VERY FIRST THING ON MY DASH IS HIDDEN I NEED TO SEE WHAT I’M IN FOR.

[geminidoomed]

II love you al2o anythiing ii2 2exy iif you rock iit

[calodemongelastic]

IN THAT CASE I WANT TO BE STONED TO DEATH WHEN MY EVENTUAL DEMISE IS AT HAND.

[calodemongelastic]

I REALISE I’M NOT WHAT THE KIDS WOULD CALL “AN AUTHORITY” ON WHAT’S SEXY BUT I’M LIKE 99% CERTAIN KNEE PADS DON’T COME INTO IT.

[geminidoomed]

you’re not 2uppo2ed two be lookiing at piicture2 of me tryiing two be 2exy anyhow

[calodemongelastic]

LOOK BABE IF THE VERY FIRST THING ON MY DASH IS HIDDEN I NEED TO SEE WHAT I’M IN FOR.

[calodemongelastic]

I REALISE I’M NOT WHAT THE KIDS WOULD CALL “AN AUTHORITY” ON WHAT’S SEXY BUT I’M LIKE 99% CERTAIN KNEE PADS DON’T COME INTO IT.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i stole a bunch of shit from my employer and then they arrested me (fair) but didn't read me my rights? Is that a thing?

are you posting this from jail. also i love this ask

[calodemongelastic]

[kingdomofstamina]

[championoftheravenqueen]

Bards are too powerful. They can learn mass suggestion. All they have to do is yell “Everybody  clap your hands!” and make up to 12 people do the Cha Cha slid for 24 hours 

[championoftheravenqueen]

…. a level 20 bard can force you to do the Cha Cha Slide for a year and a day

[fullcravings]

GF/V Blueberry Muffins

[calodemongelastic]

amicicidalgambler replied to your post: yall wanna see something cursed[[MOR]

(( ITS LIKE WHERE DID THE REST OF HIM G O

I CANT REMEMBER WHERE/IF HE ACTUALLY HAD THIS CONVERSATION MY MEMORY IS HOT GARBAGE BUT HE ONCE JOKED ABT HIS HAIR BEING A HORCRUX AND ITS JUST

WHO HURT U