Kishona’s Cool Club

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

adore the photos in the alternate smiths family.

[birdssong]

how dare you seek love when the mere act of loving you kills

[datchidatchi]

Back on my bullshit!!!

Pose ref

[newt--x]

When I see people I appreciate being sad and/or self depreciating

[gastbat]

Baby boy… . .baby…

[gastbat]

Kiss the Go-Goat…? Bro, have you tried not fumbling THE baddie instead?

(Featuring a color variant because I can’t make up my mind 🤭)

[gastbat]

She could run me over with her car and I’d say “thank you”

[danse-macabre-ballerina]

[kishona]

[kishona]

now people pretend to be celebrities (mostly elon musk) and message me on tumblr all the time but this one rly takes the cake

[kishona]

yes it is the 83 year old singer songwriter of copacabana fame

[kishona]

now people pretend to be celebrities (mostly elon musk) and message me on tumblr all the time but this one rly takes the cake

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[lord-pretzel]

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[alivehouse]

me: can i get a normal picture of a woman to draw

pose reference sites:

[theunstablejester]

How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[skopostheorie]