forget longevity, we're just trying to get by

maddie | twenty-four

[dwight-schrutes]

iconic

[acoolguy]

instead of Friends they should’ve called it Friends & Ross

[acoolguy]

every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross

[acoolguy]

just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn’t give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit

[glitterspray]

I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced. All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is ‘learning so much’ from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn’t think being a nanny is a man’s job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I’m pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he’s a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity.

[lyriumandbiotics]

What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better.

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris, and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job. 

[theroborobin]

I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married. When they came to Ross wouldn’t get an annulment because he didn’t want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful.

[obedientfairie-deactivated20200]

KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER

[supercub-deactivated20171230]

Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth’s dad because it’s “weird” for him but had no problem going out with Rachel’s sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it.

[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she’s working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship

[take-my-eeveelution]

The show Friends actually invented the term ‘friendzone’ to describe Ross’ inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start).

[jadedhavok]

I fucking hate Ross so much

[ihategingfreecss-deactivated202]

Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say he was sorry about it because “it was Rachel’s fault, she wanted a break”? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad.

[capitalismkillz]

What about when Rachel wanted a tattoo but Ross disapproved and when he found out she got one anyway he was mad and shouted until he saw it and thought it was sexy

[taco-bellamy]

Drag him till there’s nothing but bone

[tim-lucy]

How about when Ross was pissed that Rachel was finally excited about her career and following her dream because it meant less time for him. And then he went to her office to distract her even though she asked him not to MULTIPLE TIMES and later demanded an apology because Rachel told him to leave.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

drag me

[hayleykiyokoblog]

[unsavant]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pianoandstudy]

11/04/2018 :: Today I’ve revised maths and economics and studied lots of history.

[mendes-shawn]

VMAs 2018.

[happytripawd]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[toshio]

[sevimliucube-deactivated2021051]

[thetruthwecanthandle]

[lovelctters-blog]

to all the boy’s i’ve loved before (2018)

i am not the only guy that got a letter? wow, you really think that you’re special and then you find out that she wrote love letters to two guys. well, i wrote five letters, so, don’t go feeling too special! you wrote five love letters? yeah… damn, covey, you’re a player.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[lovesaweetie]

[skyakafreckles]