wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night
"i can't benefit from oppressive power structures, i'm literally nice :)" is a disturbingly common sentiment on here and if u express it then i can never trust u again
AND THEY ARENT EVEN NICE!!!
don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
Pamir Mountains, Kyrgyzstan
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“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars
I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around
And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
omg
World heratige post
ah yes, the original version
certified iconic post
The satisfaction knowing that I can reblog this but Russia can’t
The satisfaction
knowing that I can reblog
this but Russia can’t
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
When Russia now leaves you on delivered
Ask me anything and I’ll answer it whenever it is the next time I come on here ✌🏻
BOB’S BURGERS ⇢ 9x13 | BED, BOB AND BEYOND
Anyway, there’s a ton of seamen all over the place. Oh, my God.
source
Bye
Congratulations to Chloe on their hard work
amen
So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.
Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.
So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.
Understanding others—the other elements, and the other nations—will help you become whole.
listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it