No Tongue With Butt

17~Hayden(She/her) North West🌲 Calum Hood is my Maori Prince👑

[thefangirl-94]

Calum Hood is so perfect, and if you don’t want him to push you against the wall and fuck your brains out, then you, my friend, need to get your priorities sorted and stop lying to yourself.. -_-

[hotdamn5sos]

December 13, 2015 - Chicago [x]

[the-average-gatsby]

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

[partiallysame]

Ok but like can you imagine moving next to the irwins (when Ashton was on tour) and you had never lived alone before and Anne kind of like took you in and helped you out a lot and after a while you got close with the family and babysat Harry and Lauren if they needed and you were always invited over for their weekly family dinners. So one day you were at the grocery store and Ashton was on a break but you had never met him but you two bumped into each other at the store and kind of hit it off but he didn’t ask for your number and he was beating himself up about it until later when he got home and walked into his kitchen to see you and his mom cooking. And you both would just stand there staring at each other and it would hit you like “ohhhhh that’s why you look so familiar” bc his mom had pictures of him all over the house and he’d be like “so this is the y/n you wanted to set me up with mom?” and Anne would be so confused and I just want this to happen to me

[norttinson]

r u ever so in love with someone that u want them to spit in ur face

[lukerhemmings-]

no

[norttinson]

[lukerhemmings-]

yes

[winemomaesthetics]

so at the beginning of the school year my roommates and I thought it would be funny to put our cardboard cutout of Niall Horan facing out of our living room window looking into the freshmen dorms but after a few weeks of being creepy we decided to put him away. So it was much to our surprise when we looked out our windows this morning to see this 

[winemomaesthetics]

as seniors we felt it our responsibility to make finals week just a little bit brighter for these youngins

[winemomaesthetics]

so merry christmas, ya filthy animals :*

[winemomaesthetics]

we got a response!

i ship us

[insanish]

favorite photo’s of calum | bw

[daisybud]

hands up if you’re sad, stressed, tired and really craving romantic affection

[digitalw0rld]

damn, how does every single article of clothing that calum puts on manage to be a look

[calumsource]

December 8th, 2015

[fancyharry]

shoutout to all the people who can’t go to sounds live feels live, whether they can’t afford to, aren’t allowed to, or live in a non-touring country/state… we all need support while other people are counting down the months until they see the boys and it just feels so horribly unfair :-(

[hotdamn5sos]

Ashton performing at The Roxy Theatre - December 07, 2015 [x]

[5sos]

Most reblogged band on Tumblr. Thank you, you’re awesome.

[hoodieweatherss]

Cal pal dropping by to say you guys got this! 

[featgigi-deactivated20161105]

white person who gets to log off and never have to face any problems with racism in their daily lives except when a decent human being brings attention to it on social media: omg just let it go calum doesn’t give a fuck so neither should we wow drama

woke ppl and pocs: 

[gothicalum]

white person who gets to log off and never have to face any problems with racism in their daily lives except when a decent human being brings attention to it on social media: doesn’t it ever occur to you that calum might like being whitewashed?

woke ppl and pocs:

Originally posted by reactionswithgifs

[castawaycths]

white person who gets to log off and never have to face any problems with racism in their daily lives except when a decent human being brings attention to it on social media: I have literally never seen anyone white wash Calum. Like all I’ve seen is people on tumblr make posts saying “STOP WHITE WASHING CALUM” like who??? 

woke ppl and pocs:

[calumsveins-deactivated20180505]

white person who gets to log off and never have to face any problems with racism in their daily lives except when a decent human being brings attention to it on social media: they aren’t white washing him!!11!! its just the lights!@@!!!! we all know he’s not white!!!! stop making drama!!! he doesn’t mind!

woke ppl and pocs:

Originally posted by lifetimetv

[calumyb]

white person who gets to log off and never have to face any problems with racism in their daily lives except when a decent human being brings attention to it on social media: i dont got why people are so upset??? literally u guys get offended by everything like white people get hurt too by stuff that poc do but you guys do nothing about it !!111!

woke ppl and pocs:

Originally posted by i-want-to-b-found

[digitalw0rld]

white person who gets to log off and never have to face any problems with racism in their daily lives except when a decent human being brings attention to it on social media: list en, i think you all are overreacting, calum literally faces no whitewashing issues :// just calm down :// damn, i wish the fam would go back to how they were in 2013-2014 when nobody was socially aware ://

woke ppl and pocs:

[safvtypin]

white person who gets to log off and never have to face any problems with racism in their daily lives except when a decent human being brings attention to it on social media: okay maybe calum is getting whitewashed but what about michael always getting called a ‘white ass pasty cracker’ like that’s racist too????? why aren’t we talking about that???? reverse racism hellooo?

woke ppl and pocs:

[lewkee-deactivated20150201]

rare 2012 Christmas Ashton has visited ur blog pass it around

[scottsbellamy-blog]

“Not all men” you’re right, Calum Hood would never treat me like this