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27 & queer Half shit posts half COD fics 🐭

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COD Masterlist

141

Big Men stupidly quiet on their feet

Flipping the script and choking Them in bed

Ghost:

Ghost Gets No Bitches pt1 pt2 pt2.5 pt 3

Sub!Simon

Simon with Wheel chair user reader 1 2

Simon napping with Plus Size!reader

Simon with Plus Size!reader blurb

Soap Hits on Ghost's Girl pt 1 pt2 pt 3

Simon Riley Headcanons

Period comfort Simon

Price:

Price's lil wife Masterlist (part poly!141)

Prices lil mister (based on the same dynamics in prices lil wife but with male pronouns)

Lil mister holding the flashlight for Price

Dad!Price x Nanny!reader: Price comes home early and scares the shit out of his nanny

Gaz:

tf141 Teases Gaz about a nickname

Gaz sharing you with the 141

Soap:

Soap has never been casual blurbs 1 2

Soap baby trapping you

Soap and Single mom!reader

Minis:

1 2

Poly!141:

Blurb

Tip jar 😬

[crimsonflowerzz]

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

[crimsonflowerzz]

failed

[crimsonflowerzz]

oh so you’re fucking perfect

[worrywrite]

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[peach-paradox]

regional variant:

[writinginthesecrettrees]

Poppy would like to join the fun.

[fiftyshadesofspay]

and then whatever this is….

[krambee]

extremely epic cat

[zrxis]

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

[zrxis]

evil again

[somebodytolove31]

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

[hobgoblinhero]

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

[softwaring]

[missadelinecatgirl]

must we live in squalor

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[mizuthe-cat]

damn mutual I don’t engage with that media you’re into but my congrandolances on the situation

[anxeious]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[theweirdwideweb]

[wayneradiotv]

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket

[wayneradiotv]

I hope you grew nice and laarge

[dragon-in-a-fez]

fog haters are weak. you are walking in a cloud and it's making everything look like a moody detective film! the veil is thin and there could be a faerie 20 metres directly ahead of you! appreciate it!!

[teathattast]

[silvermoon424]

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

EDIT: It turns out the Jordan Peterson ones are fake (they're real tweets but not directed at Elmo). However, Peterson DOES hate Elmo and has @'d him before.

[0oadios-mnzo0-deactivated202602]

[qelflinq]

I love actually this

[gumuhit]

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.