Charlie

27, Transfem, Lesbian, she/her I'm like a star, I'm burning out fast, I try to shine, but it's never gonna last Can't you see me just letting you down pfp by buchaball

[calvatronialadyofnothing]

Hello!!! Please reblog!!!

I’m Charlie, I’m a transfem artist and I am opening up commissions for the holiday season! My work has been a lot slower lately so money is starting to get a little bit tight, and I’m hoping to make a little extra to keep up. My prices and a few examples are below! I usually take payment up front, but I’m willing to be flexible on that depending on the situation. I specialize in DnD characters, but I’m willing to draw pretty much anything!

Prices:

And the examples!

[posthumousprincessparts]

i just want a transfem story where she's transfem the whole time and not just at the end

[posthumousprincessparts]

the narrative of only our endless egg pain is no longer compelling to me, why do you think our challenges and conflicts stop when we come out, why do you think the only time of our lives worth representing is when we're imminently misgenderable, don't you want to see her be a woman? why will you only look at us when we're flat chested boys wearing maid outfits and the moment we decide to take ownership over our lives the story ends???

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[mapsontheweb]

North America if every Secessionist movement was successful

[sourcreammachine]

and with your donations we can make this possible

[calvatronialadyofnothing]

This is the plot of the comic East of West but it's also the book of Revelation and it's awesome

[beriliaa]

[a-book-of-creatures]

You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

[lace-dreams]

reblog this shit rn

[vampantheon]

[calvatronialadyofnothing]

Alice Dyer my beloved queen

[charlesoberonn]

If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

[ironmyrmidon]

"If you look closely, you can see traces of chalk dust on the floor. Our murderer must have used a magic circle to kill our victim."

"Actually Holmes, this looks like salt. Quite unusual for a magic circle, since it can be scattered so easily..."

"It tastes like salt too. Good eye Watson. Let us start by visiting the fish mongers."

"Well I would enjoy some fried dragonfish, but how does this help our investigation?"

[charlesoberonn]

"A process of elimination, my long-eared friend. There're only two ways for the culprit to get salt in the city. They could have brought it in themselves-"

"But then they'd have to pay the tarrif!"

"Very astute! No, a much likelier option is that they bought it here. Either the docks or the meat market would be the place. And I have a hunch that our culprit is fishy in more ways than one."

[charlesoberonn]

"But Holmes, how did you know the merfolk ambassador was the killer?"

"An excellent question, the key was the footprints."

"But he doesn't even have feet!"

"He doesn't as of right now. But you forget, the magic circle."

"I see! The killing spell was a water spear, which normally requires a circle."

"But doesn't if you're already imbued with water magic like our scaly ambassador."

"So the circle..."

"To grant him a pair of feet. For just long enough to leave distinctive footprints in the scattered salt and to make us suspect a two-legged killer."

"By the Goddess, Holmes, you're a genius!"

[illuminopseudonymous]

Makes sense.

Anyway, getting sheer autism vibes from Holmes

[charlesoberonn]

Good. That means I wrote him in-character.

[fruitpeels]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[the-text-doctor]

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[philomurphy-deactivated20230323]

in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:

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[chaos-canary]

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☆Rainbow Sword☆

[google-searchhistory-official]

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[the-arcade-doctor]

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[13thsinnr]

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[blairpuffs]

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bisexual sword

[surdus-magus]

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A lightsaber

[gayvampyr]

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lesbian sword

[gracebeth3604]

this has probably already been done but:

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minecraft :3

[dogin8]

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for the dagger users amongus

[pippins-place]

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CHAINSAW

[raccoon-hybrid]

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mf theres no yellow

[brain-empty-deactivated20241210]

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[summerblademoontime]

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BIG ASS SWORD

[the-purple-painter]

This post has been purpled!

[level-1-slime]

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Woe, slime sword be upon thee!

[pnkq]

Alright fucking Slimecicle jesus christ

[threeeyedharemp3]

FLAMING SWORD

[glyndekari]

what the fuck do I do with all these swords

[sparrowsarecool]

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the humble spear

[chlover-my-shingles]

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the not-so-humble pike

[weird-plague-carrying-bug-doctor]

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Swords

:3

[gayferret420]

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^ really short stick

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[the-haiku-bot]

There’s no way this is

actually going to

work but here I am

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[brainrotgoverner]

Impossible.

[dobry-slimak]

doot doot

[vrazlig-johansonn-thethird]

2.3 million notes later, does it still work?

[theamccafrey-deactivated2024071]

heh. I doubt doot doot works

[average-lonely-dancer]

No. This shouldn’t work. 😂

[sstar-struck]

doot doot

how

wtf

[an-ace-on-the-case]

doot doot me

[arkytiorlecter]

I wants it

[barnes-and-noble-official]

what sort of black magic is this? I WISH TO TRY IT

[true-opera-gx]

hi guys :33

[officialtinder]

sigh.

[the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats]

do it I dare you

[heron-knight]

Elf that cries every time a human hugs her because she knows that a single moment is such a cataclysmically higher percentage of their lifespan than it is of hers and she doesn’t understand why they would spend it with her

[heron-knight]

Human that doesn’t just spend a quiet moment with the elf, she spends a quiet afternoon with her because even if the elf keeps telling her not to waste too much time, an entire afternoon is an elf’s concept of a moment and you can’t share a quiet moment unless both of you are experiencing it

[heron-knight]

Elf that starts to open up to the idea that just maybe she can love someone even if she’ll just be alone again in about 40 years, but then freaks out the first time the human gets a grey hair and immediately falls hard on the coping mechanism of “think of humans like pets or the bird you see outside your window because thinking of them as real friends will make it hurt more when they die.”

[heron-knight]

Human that watches as the elf gets more and more distant until one day, she disappears completely.

Human that packs her bags and sets out on a journey to find the only person who ever needed her, even if she couldn’t admit it and didn’t want to try because maybe she’d done that before. No matter how long it takes or where it takes her, she swears that she’ll find her with enough years left to spare

[heron-knight]

elf that sits at the peak of a mountain, staring at the sky. There’s a star in the corner of it that’s in a different place from where it was the first time she saw it all those centuries ago. The constellation it once was part of no longer exists.

There’s a sound behind her, and she moves for the first time in days— turning around to see the person she tried to not care that she was leaving behind. She’s holding a cup of a traditional elvish tea that she’d learned how to make despite the fact that she’d used up nearly an eighth of her lifespan trying to master it. She reaches out a hand and accepts the cup, the warmth of it spreading out and melting away the cold that had permeated her entire body.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[inkieswirlsgaming]

This is a threat

[dendacien]

This is my kind of threat.

[vullen]

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

You are doing God’s work.

[faggotpup]

i've jerked off to concepts the human mind couldn't comprehend. this is because of my special Dog Neurons.

[queershakespeare]

OOF 

(original text from article by devon price)

[queershakespeare]

YIKES

[esthermika]

next time just shoot me, it would be less painful

[um-jammer-tranny]

jesus fucking christ my heart

[calvatronialadyofnothing]

Ow. Actually. That hurts. A lot.

[swagvo1d]

i have always possessed the insatiable need to see what happens inside the room

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[uncleasriel]

excuse me I'mtearing up a bit

[soft-caramel]

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]