Calvin 'n Co!

just a trainer and his team from Galar!

[calvinfromgalar]

INTRODUCTION!

'Ello! My name's Calvin, and I'm gonna be sharing this blog with my lovely team of Pokémon! I've had one of these neat Exp. shares, a modified one for faster Exp gain, for a while now and all the talk about it says it can make Pokémon that used it be able to.. like, understand words and even type them!

Basically, this blog is my attempt to see if it's real.

MEET MY TEAM!

Ask me any questions about them!

Hell, you could probably even ask them themselves, if that Exp. share thing works..

OOC!

THIS IS A POKEPHILLIA BLOG!!! there will be stuff about Pokémon wanting to fuck humans. All the Pokémon present are male so this is strictly mlm!

Calvin is my swsh trainer, and in this "lore", he isn't exactly a Pokefucker yet, but his Pokémon wanna fuck him bad. In asks, specify who you want to answer!

Send asks!!!

[calvinfromgalar]

Update to my last post: the "spot" was a fucking sex dungeon. Arceus, it was insane. Nick was actually really nice. Me and him even had some.. one-on-one time. He was so good, and so experienced! He pulled out stuff I didn't even know existed and made me cry in the best way possible.

His Pokémon were amazing too. He had a Dusk Lycanroc, which he bragged about being exotic, and it's dick was really.. mmh.

I feel like a weirdo for saying it, but I think I really like more canine Pokémon now. Maybe it's just because Nick had only brought canines to use me with. I don't know.

Sorry for not updating in, like, ages. It's just been a lot. I've been thinking with my dick a lot more lately..

[calvinfromgalar]

Can you tell us more about your buddy Nick?

The best way I can describe him is a pervert, but like, in a good way. He's really knowledgeable in sex and stuff, especially sex with Pokémon.

I've been talking to him a lot more as of late and he's been hyping me up to try out a "spot" he knew that was near me. He has even offered to meet up to show me what he knew. I agreed, which I know probably isn't the safest thing to do with someone you kinda barely knew from the internet.

We're going soon, so I might be able to update about what this "spot" is and how Nick is in real life.

[calvinfromgalar]

Really interested in hearing if you've got any other stories about recent "happenings" with your team! Maybe some spicy details?

Well, I do have a few..

My team has calmed down a good bit, but they're still acting more affection towards me. At first, I thought it was them trying to apologize for how intense it's all been as of late, but then Zygarde basically ambushed me after I took a shower and "mated" with me.

I've done some more research on stuff like this and have even made a new friend! He goes by Nick online and he's really helping me not feel so bad about this stuff. He even sometimes sends me videos of him with a Pokémon and I tend to.. jerk off to them..

He's really good with it.

As for details about the stuff I've been doing with my Pokémon..

I've been taking my Obstagoon a lot more. He's learned that I'm not above being grabbed by the stomach and used as some kind of toy. He's a really good cuddle buddy afterwards, when he doesn't make me lick his dick clean.

My Mudsdale has tried his best to get in on the mating action, but he's just too big for me. Can't even fit the tip in. I've just decided to stroke at his dick and suck on the tip as best as I can.

Zygarde has continued to try and help me get use to fucking Pokémon, especially those of bigger sizes. I have succeeded on taking his biggest form and it was.. crazy. I felt so filled. I'm getting squirmy just thinking about it.

Solgaleo prefers to be sucked off. I feel bad because I don't really know how to suck someone off, much less a Pokémon. I'm nervous that I'll disappoint him in some way.

It's hard to please my Porygon-Z, considering they don't have "parts" like my other Pokémon. I try, though. Most of the time, I just.. lick at their body until I find the constantly moving sweet spot that makes them glitch and shudder.

And I think my Malamar has been hypnotizing me.

[calvinfromgalar]

mmmmhhahhhiii.. i lov e pokemon so mcujh i lveo when theyr fuckj me i lvkoe my mamlamr most of all...........

[calvinfromgalar]

um??? I don't recall posting this? What the hell happened?

I genuinely can't remember anything from the past two days. This is freaking me out.

[calvinfromgalar]

mmmmhhahhhiii.. i lov e pokemon so mcujh i lveo when theyr fuckj me i lvkoe my mamlamr most of all...........

[calvinfromgalar]

Slowly, my team is starting to calm down. I think it's just 'cause now I've.. tended to each of them separately. The weird haze I was under has started to lift and now I feel slightly guilty.

I've never heard of pokemon and humans doing things together like that, and I feel like I've crossed some line? I mean, it felt good and I'm starting to see my team's normal personalities come back, which is amazing.

I'm just worried people are gonna see the very non-human bite and scratch marks on me and know.

[calvinfromgalar]

Congrats on finally do what you always wanted to I can imagine the team is glad about it too. How’s your big mudsdale hows helping him been?

My Mudsdale's been the calmest of my team during this. The whole team sort-of looks up to my Malamar, either because of the always there hypnotic aura he has or just because he was my first Pokemon, so I've been seeing my Mudsdale with Malamar a lot more.

I haven't exactly 'helped' him in the same way I did with Zygarde and Obstagoon.

I think Malamar is calming him in a way.

[calvinfromgalar]

Calvin, which of Zygarde's forms was your favorite?

Gosh, I don't know..

I feel embarrassed saying it, but maybe the cell one? The other two were a fine experience, but the first one was just so different.

Zygarde used that tiny form to, um, sound me? It felt so weird, but I let him do it and he ended up in my dick. When I finally noticed, I was kinda freaking out because I didn't know what to do.

I remember touching my dick and I felt him squirm in it. I felt like I short-circuited when he started moving. It was just simple little scooches up and down, but it made me.. finish in under a minute. I had never finished that fast in my life.

I didn't even notice when he just.. popped out of it just covered in white.

I think he's been trying to make me finish faster every time he switches forms.

[calvinfromgalar]

So... shiny obstagoon. Is there... yknow... also shiny? Id also recommend helping them in more forceful ways, it could limit the behaviour! Dark types often respect stronger pokemon, so being a bit more forceful with them with their... needs, might lower this tendancy. He night respect you more this way :)

It's actually a light pink color, but.. I have noticed recently that it has a slight fade into that deeper red color across his fur as it gets down to his sheath. So, I guess technically, yeah, since it's different from other Obstagoons.

And, unfortunately, Obstagoon isn't like most dark types, haha. Maybe it's 'cause I caught him early into my team, but he's always attempted to be the more dominate in the room. The only Pokemon he seems to be willing to be kind-of submissive with is my Malamar, who I caught before him, but even that's rare.

[calvinfromgalar]

(For Malamar) Have you given Cal any horny dreams about you and the rest of the team lately?

I have. It's always so cute to see him squirm in his sleep and pop a boner without even knowing I'm the one causing it.

There had been some times where I've gave him such a vivid and vulgar wet dream that he woke up sweaty and immediately rush to take a cold shower with the front of his boxers tented and slightly damp.

- Malamar~

[calvinfromgalar]

How’s your zygarde? Have you been “helping” him too ;)

I.. have been, yeah.

Zygarde has been sniffing around for his.. cell cube thing recently. I really don't know where he got it, but that's not the point. He's made it a challenge to.. do me in each form he has.

The first form, the little cell one, was the one he first approached me with. I didn't know what he was doing when he just.. crawled up my leg while I was laying on my bed. Then he went into my pants and underwear, and I felt his little warm form on my dick. It's embarrassing how quick I got hard.

I had to take off my pants and boxers, and I watched Zygarde curl around the head of my dick. I was always sensitive there, much more than others, so it immediately made me moan.

The canine one form was the second he did anything with. I was never good with 'taking'. I had tried a finger before but chickened out before I even got it actually in. I'm saying this because this was the first time I took something up there.

It felt so weird, but so good. I honestly can't believe I never tried something like that before. Zygarde had me pinned under him and I could feel the.. knot rubbing against my asshole with every thrust in.

The big snake form was the third, and it was a bit weirder than the others. The thing was big, with two of them. Zygarde was apparently having such a hard time positioning me that he had to call over my Obstagoon to help.

Obstagoon ended up holding my entire body up by my wrists while Zygarde was awkwardly jerking it lower body up into me. One of Zygarde's dicks was in me, the other was just smacking against me, and my Obstagoon's dick was just out and throbbing.

He hasn't turned into that big, big form yet, and I'm pretty worried about when he does..

[calvinfromgalar]

You know, I think it’s so cute you’re still pretending that nothing happened. I know it’s shocking at first, but I know you’re happily ‘helping out’ your Pokemon, we all know. So just confess to what you now are

Nothing is cute about this all. But.. I have been trying to 'help' them.

I've been, uhm, pushing them away less. Something did happen yesterday. My Porygon-Z was glitching a lot more than usual. Whenever his glitches increase, I try to comfort him. He likes hearing my voice and it calms his glitching. Yesterday, when I tried to comfort him, he suddenly glitched really badly and ended up sort-of separated? More than normal. His glitchy parts were around me and I ended up getting caught in the pulling electrical pull that kept him together. So I got really stuck to him and could barely move.

The glitches were really bad and they ended up doing something to my clothes. Maybe the button on my pants was attracted to the electrical pull and it caused my pants to nearly completely rip.

The rest is pretty.. embarrassing..

[calvinfromgalar]

Howdy, Cal!

Just checking in on you, seeing if you'd been able to settle any of them incidents with your team and what those strange berries had been doing to their attitudes? -PokemonBreederDanny

Nothing much has changed, but I was able to shower with out one of them barging in and trying to cling to me! I do need to go shopping soon, so that'll be a whole other struggle. Getting the smell out of my clothes hasn't been successful at all. Like, the scent is basically apart of the fabric now.

I'll probably just take the embarrassment of going out with weird musky clothes, by a whole new outfit, and keep it far away from my team.

Definitely nothing else has happened!

[calvinfromgalar]

How’s the team been doing? And new fun ;) incidents

Been.. good?

Oh, I can't lie. It's been a mess. The, uh, new berry I was feeding my team completely backfired on me. Turns out, it wasn't making them calmer. It was suppressing and bottling out whatever urges they were having and that bottle finally popped a week ago.

It's been a weird week. They haven't let me leave my flat at all. My boss is close to firing me, but I can't force a giant sun cat to get off of me. Every time I try, Solgaleo just puts more of its weight on me. Not only have my entire team been super affectionate all week, they've been "pent-up", I guess..

I woke up yesterday with my Obstagoon's privates in my face and Zygarde rubbing against my leg. I can't even air out the place because of how clingy they're all being, so it's just so musky. Much worse than before. The thickness of the scent makes the air hot, and I can only take so much heat before I have to start walking around the flat only in my boxers. My Pokémon have taken my increasing nudeness as an.. invitation.

My Malamar followed me into the shower and basically fucking used me. I woke up today with my PorygonZ trying to shove its paddle tail inside of me. My Mudsdale knocked me out of my chair while I was doing something on the computer and grinded its dick against my chest and stomach.

They're all horny and I'm losing my mind.

[sam-pokephile]

Oh noo, That’s sooo awful. Hate to see a fellow trainer have to deal with that :( what berries are they? Just so I can avoid… like extra hard

[calvinfromgalar]

Malion berries. I got them from a friend who has a whole farm of all kinds of exotic berries.

Avoiding them would be best!

[calvinfromgalar]

How’s the team been doing? And new fun ;) incidents

Been.. good?

Oh, I can't lie. It's been a mess. The, uh, new berry I was feeding my team completely backfired on me. Turns out, it wasn't making them calmer. It was suppressing and bottling out whatever urges they were having and that bottle finally popped a week ago.

It's been a weird week. They haven't let me leave my flat at all. My boss is close to firing me, but I can't force a giant sun cat to get off of me. Every time I try, Solgaleo just puts more of its weight on me. Not only have my entire team been super affectionate all week, they've been "pent-up", I guess..

I woke up yesterday with my Obstagoon's privates in my face and Zygarde rubbing against my leg. I can't even air out the place because of how clingy they're all being, so it's just so musky. Much worse than before. The thickness of the scent makes the air hot, and I can only take so much heat before I have to start walking around the flat only in my boxers. My Pokémon have taken my increasing nudeness as an.. invitation.

My Malamar followed me into the shower and basically fucking used me. I woke up today with my PorygonZ trying to shove its paddle tail inside of me. My Mudsdale knocked me out of my chair while I was doing something on the computer and grinded its dick against my chest and stomach.

They're all horny and I'm losing my mind.

[pkmnbreederdanny]

Hey Calvin, I came by this and I thought I'd weigh in a bit. First off, really sorry to hear about all the trouble this seems to be causing you. Advice of a professional breeder, switch up their diet back to something you know if going to stop all these adverse effects you're having, and for a bit of a short term solution I would recommend helping your pokemon "deal with" their apparent heat in whichever way they believe to he best.

It might feel a bit silly, or embarrassing, but they sound like they're rather in a lot of pain with their emotions and instincts being suppressed by these mystery berries. Allow yourself to relieve their sexual frustration, give yourself a chance to do things on your own terms, so as to avoid any accidents in the future.

Also I'd recommend if you're going to make changes to your pokemon's diets, roll it out a little bit at a time to see how it affects them instead of changing all their food all at once.

[calvinfromgalar]

Hey! Thanks a lot for all the advice!

I changed their food as slowly as I could when I got the new berry. I supposed I could help them out. I.. just don't know how, if I'm being honest.

I'll see what I can do, though. Thanks for the help.

[calvinfromgalar]

Ooo it was pretty huh? Interesting word to use for something like that Calvin. Don’t think you minded all that attention from your team

Pretty? I didn't say it was pretty.

..did I?

But, I do mind! It's all getting me close to getting fired, and the job market here sucks. And- And I smell and I'm hot all the time. Do you know what I had to say to my friends when they were literally at my door, asking why I wasn't being a normal person and going out and stuff? I had to tell them I was deathly sick while trying to keep my Zygarde from shoving its nose between my legs!

Not fun.