Sam Pokephile

Pokefucker!

[sam-pokephile]

Hey, my name is Sam. I’m a 19 year old trainer from Kalos. I heard that you can find a great sense of community here, so I want to see what I can do. All of my Pokemon have a device that allows them to also answer on here, so feel free to ask them anything! Here’s my team

I also have nicknamed all of them, so here are their names

Gardevoir- Luna (don’t judge, I got her as a raltz when I was 5)

Breloom- leaf

Goodra- Nic

Ogerpon- Sheila

Mawile- Ember

Audino- Joy

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This is a pokephillia blog. Sam does fuck her mons, but she tries to keep it a secret. She is bad at keeping secrets. All of the team are girls, but her Gardevoir and Goodra (Luna and Nic) both have male anatomy.

[sam-pokephile]

Heyy ysll, I mayor may not hve drunk just a lill more than I shold of 😓 sooo feeel free too ask anything

[sam-pokephile]

Perhaps you can drop Joy off to a place where there are other female audino?

Ok so I just picked her up from a poke-daycare, and she seemed to have so much fun! Because I live in a relatively small town in Kalos, not many Audino live here :( but when I picked her up an Alolan Ninetails was snuggled up to her! Now to see if it helped…

[sam-pokephile]

Happy New Year, Sam.

I was curious if you'd noticed a difference in your Pokémon yet after changing their diets to include the Malion berries?

So sorry for the late reply, I’ve been… going through stuff. I researched the berries a little more and I totally 100% took my Pokémon off of them. And it’s totally not related to my… absence. But all my Pokemon have been great, they’ve been so very lively and… passionate

[sam-pokephile]

For Christmas yesterday I got a keystone!! I’m super excited but I can’t decide which of my babies to mega evolve!

Should I have Luna (gardivoir), Joy (audino), or Ember (mawile) mega evolve?

Which one should I mega evolve?

Luna (gardivoir)

Joy (audino)

Ember (mawile)

Voting ended onJan 2

[sam-pokephile]

Ok so little update on Joy (my audio) I’ve gotten her to stop humping my pillows. I’ve given her (and all the others) this mix of berries that I saw online, and it’s calming her down! I don’t remember the exact recipe, but I think it was one part Oran berry, one part Mago, then two parts this rare berry I do not fully remember the name of. I think it’s like a Mulan berry..?

[sam-pokephile]

Joy (my audino) has been really… riled up recently. I keep on hearing strange noises coming from her, and she keeps on trying to hump my pillows when I’m at work! I have a camera in my room set up (do emergencies) and I get a notification when something moves. Let’s just say I’ve been needing to completely turn my phone off in order to not get spammed with constant notifications. Also she keeps on leaving my pillows wet with her… and I don’t know what to do! At this point I feel like I should hide my pillows when I’m at work so I don’t have to constantly clean them!

[sam-pokephile]

Hi Sam! I'm getting into Pokemon training and I was wondering if you had anything you really like doing with your Pokemon when you're alone?

To uh, "pass the time", as it were.

While it really does depend on which of my Pokémon I am doing this with, all of them really enjoy hide and seek. I hide and they try to find me, and as a reward they get to- never mind. They also enjoy getting cleaned/ taking showers with me.

[calvinfromgalar]

How’s the team been doing? And new fun ;) incidents

Been.. good?

Oh, I can't lie. It's been a mess. The, uh, new berry I was feeding my team completely backfired on me. Turns out, it wasn't making them calmer. It was suppressing and bottling out whatever urges they were having and that bottle finally popped a week ago.

It's been a weird week. They haven't let me leave my flat at all. My boss is close to firing me, but I can't force a giant sun cat to get off of me. Every time I try, Solgaleo just puts more of its weight on me. Not only have my entire team been super affectionate all week, they've been "pent-up", I guess..

I woke up yesterday with my Obstagoon's privates in my face and Zygarde rubbing against my leg. I can't even air out the place because of how clingy they're all being, so it's just so musky. Much worse than before. The thickness of the scent makes the air hot, and I can only take so much heat before I have to start walking around the flat only in my boxers. My Pokémon have taken my increasing nudeness as an.. invitation.

My Malamar followed me into the shower and basically fucking used me. I woke up today with my PorygonZ trying to shove its paddle tail inside of me. My Mudsdale knocked me out of my chair while I was doing something on the computer and grinded its dick against my chest and stomach.

They're all horny and I'm losing my mind.

[sam-pokephile]

Oh noo, That’s sooo awful. Hate to see a fellow trainer have to deal with that :( what berries are they? Just so I can avoid… like extra hard

[sam-pokephile]

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(Oh Sam is such a good trainer! I love cuddling with her in the mornings, I love making her flustered by kissing her cute tits! I love the way she milks my cock. Honestly I can’t comprehend how Pokemon can just not fuck their trainers! Although I guess Sam is more of a partner than a trainer :3)

[sam-pokephile]

Leaf (breloom) is amazing at cuddles. She always is super soft and smells great. I somehow always fall asleep, but I’m not complaining. Although I somehow always wake up with my shirt sitting weirdly, but it’s nothing, she just can’t sit still

[sam-pokephile]

All of my Pokemon beg, which is my fault I will admit, but oh my does Ember (my mawile) know how to. Yesterday I was sitting on the couch eating soup, and all of a sudden I see her walk over to the edge on the couch, sniff the air, go right in front of me and sit down. So for a solid 10 minutes Ember had a one way staring contest with me, her big eyes going looking down then back up. After I was done she jumped onto my lap, and immediately started to pout. She was so upset with me, she refused to look at me. Luckily she is easy to cheer up. But oh my is she naughty.

[sam-pokephile]

Hihi hey there nice to meet another pokefucker hihi I can completely undestand what you feel about your goodra nic it the same thing with my muk he is such a very huge silly boy his slime also has a nice small and he absolutely loves filling me full of it then we fuck together I often make out with that huge tongue of his and beg to be his personal breeding bitch to fuck every day don’t worry I’m too a pokefucker your secret is safe with me I’m hope we can have a orgy together with our pokemons sometime around

This is kinda awkward, but I’m sorry Im not a “pokefucker”. I just really love my Pokemon. Although I do love her and think she’s one of the most perfect Pokemon in the world, and that she could probably fuck me if she tried, I just… don’t see myself doing that to a Pokemon. Besides, Nic is too big and… well frankly dumb to have an “orgy”. She passes out after cumming only 2 times. Probably I mean, just based off of… how much energy she has. Nothing else.

[sam-pokephile]

Nic (my Goodra) is such a silly girl! I love her for it tho <3. She tries to help out around the house, but what she ends up doing is getting everything slimy. Luckily her slime has a pleasant smell, but oh my it gets everywhere. It is a pain to clean it up, and I think she knows that it is. But I can’t stay mad at such a hottie I mean cutie