Cambi 2.0

Aussie enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a taco. I wish. Basically, a bored 20 something year old. Poster of slightly amusing screen caps, but in general a reblogger. 

[beetleandfox]

I really want to keep Blanc’s backstory a mystery, but if they ever do show us Blanc’s family on screen i hope they’re all played by iconic British actors with thick southern accents. let Ian McKellen and Judi Dench play Blanc’s parents. they’ve been cast as posh British people for so long. let them be free

[estufida-deactivated20260705]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[janes-a-charted-stan]

Don’t forget his lesbian aunts, Maggie Smith and Julie Andrews

[fangirleaconmigo]

It’s doing bizarrely well on Twitter so I’m bringing it over here.

[mentallyinvernation]

Jaskier in s4 seconds after seeing Geralt:

[valleydean]

it’s ok, witcher fandom, in 12 years geralt will turn back into david tennant

[bowieandqueen11]

I can’t wait for Jaskier’s confused ass when Geralt just comes rocking up with a completely new face in season 4 lmao

I think to make this 1000 times funnier the characters should change actors every time they enter a scene except for an increasingly confused Jaskier

[horsedadgeralt]

Exclusive footage of season 4:

[darkverrmin]

Why don't they just put a wig on Joey Batey and let him play both Geralt and Jaskier

[theoldgvard]

forever wishing the camera would’ve panned to nile after she witnessed joe say ‘you shot nicky, you shouldn’t have done that’ before he snapped a guy’s neck. forever wishing we could’ve seen her face, her moment of oh, they’re like that

[helpfulhellhounds]

they recast the main character???? are you fucking KIDDING me????

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever think about how staggeringly in bad taste it is that Gandalf brought a firework that turns into Smaug to Bilbo’s birthday party

Like how were you hoping that would go

[bilbobagginsbrainrotblog]

*gandalf voice* so bilbo lived to be 111 huh? it would be a shame if someone or something caused him to go into c a r d i a c a r r e s t

[rohirric-hunter]

Gandalf: I’m still not a hundred percent sure that magic ring is artificially extending Bilbo’s life, so let’s run some tests.

[whetstonefires]

i would note that bilbo was the only person at the party not even slightly alarmed, so possibly gandalf just knows him well

[missoyashirou]

“You know what would be the greatest gift I could give Bilbo on his 111th birthday? Making Lobelia and Otho Sacksville-Baggins shit their pants at the party.” 

[skyakafreckles]

[frisktastic]

source

[sasskarian]

I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

[coffin-bird]

[dailylgbtq]

THE OLD GUARD 2020 | dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood

[better-late-than-nevah]

[foolfortune]

[cambi-2-0]

holy fucking shit

right

so

I’m incredibly busy with work and just life shit in general at the moment right, but that doesn’t stop my mother going, hey, i know you were doing this bridging course 

which, side note, she only found out about because my brother Xan told her - which normally I’d be really upset about but his son had just been born and blah blah blah, anyway - 

Anyway, every so often mum will bring it up like, oh how’s it going, what are your plans, that sort of shit, right. so yesterday, I’m at work, run off my feet with deadlines and I get a text from her going ‘I just heard an ad about Uni X applications closing, did you know about this’ 

uh. 

shit

no. 

“i’ll look in to it this weekend, thanks!”

cut to now. it’s 9:45 on a Saturday night and I’m currently having a panic attack because the applications close tomorrow night and I don’t know what to do

I’ve completed the bridging course - which quite frankly I did to prove to myself that I can, I didn’t tell anyone about it at all - with an average grade of 78%. I’m happy with that, but theres the voice in my brain which sounds like a combo of my mother and grandmother asking “what did you have to do to get to the next bracket?” what a bitch. I did well. I’m happy with the grade. 

the application process is shockingly simple, mostly because it’s an internal process, but I’ve got to pick up to 3 course and that’s it. 

I’m really scared.

it’s okay though.

everything will be alright. I’ve felt run off my feet, sleep deprived and anxious for weeks (about work and family shit) and this is one thing off that long list. 

it’s 10:15pm

application has been submitted

I cried a little, but now I just feel numb about it like “yeah, that’s done, I can’t do a thing about it now, so there’s no reason to even think about it let alone remember that you’ve done it until you get a email about the outcome in a few weeks”

[stevenrogered]

Jaskier & Yennefer’s reunion {insp.}