Has no toaster

Like a majestic buffalo I shall geek out over random things and spell words poorly. She is fine THEY is better.

[emziess]

Look, Eden gave me a tattoo. The COI made me burn it off. I didn't choose either of them. I still get a scar.

Simon's Scar Iron Lung (2026) dir. Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach

[idgabuck]

God he’s so pretty. SIMON YOU DESERVE BETTER

[flaccid-rats]

Coltland twins (ft. Tom Ryder)

[binibiningdarna]

‘I’ll finally be able to escape the blood ocean and curl up in Ryan Gosling’s arms’

Happy mark found the yaoi

[raehb336]

"I'll finally be able to escape the blood ocean and curl up in Ryan Gosling's arms"

MARKIPLIER 2026

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[pileofknives]

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

[letthefairyinyoufly]

HEATED RIVALRY ⤷ S1E2 "Olympians"

[lostmysanitee]

laughed until i cried like that's extremely sad but he's like fuck yes got full marks. I'm better than best I'm outstanding😭

[lostmysanitee]

that is such a choice of words 😭

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Eridian children when Rocky shows up with Grace: can I pet that dawg????

[alexisneverokay]

gotta say I'm a big fan of joy and ogilvie asking when lunch is, just like dennis did in season 1, and when dennis goes to throw a cereal bar? he only throws one to joy.

beautiful. joy is allowed to eat. ogilvie is permitted only to starve.

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[gayfertilitygoddess]

Carl: Dr. Grace isn’t dead. Stratt told me he went to another planet where he can run and play with other scientists and she wouldn’t lie about that

[lecscevico]

[bambicest]

narrator: they did not, in fact, got this

[disterra]

monday meme redraw