Feel The Universe Burning Tonight

I'm Camden/Camista. Call me Cam. 25. She/Her. Ace Lesbian. British and stressed about it.

[catasters]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[arcsigils2]

its August 6th where I am :D <3

[wheeloffortune-design]

my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

[starsandatoms]

DIG through the ditches and

BURN through the witches I

SLAM in the back of my

[scoes]

some kind of experience

[moringmark]

[mclennonyaoi]

just saw two 12 year olds walk by, one holding a watermelon bong and the other holding a camp stove. i fucking love seattle

[mclennonyaoi]

smelling the most rank weed i have ever smelt rn. just some bad bad shit.

[mclennonyaoi]

they walked by me. cast me suspicious looks. and then set up very obviously in some bushes. love that these middle schoolers think i’m not a narc

[mclennonyaoi]

i can see them fucking taking rips this is killing me. should i go ask for a hit

[mclennonyaoi]

they’re fucking smoking playdoh over there

[mclennonyaoi]

asked about it and one of them said “we’ve been getting real innovate recently” the kids are fucking alright

[mclennonyaoi]

asked about the camp stove and one of them said “i don’t even know i am so fucked up”

[mclennonyaoi]

i was genuinely publicly fucking crying in this park before those kids showed up. now i’ll be fucking over the moon for the rest of the night. they’re like angels. little stoner engineer angels.

[fishiest-fish]

nothing could have prepared me for the watermelon bong NOT being a bong that was watermelon themed

[edenisquiet]

holy SHIT my previous post blew up

(lowkey screamed in surprise and joy when i saw the legend @justcakethanks themself liking my idea)

so yeah. here you go. another stupid one

[justcakethanks]

More genius antics by the Eridian Hating Committee. I love this evolution so much hahahah

[marinecorvid]

watching underworld 2003 again and i’m steadfast in my opinion that it’s one of those movies that would’ve been greatly improved by making the male love interest a butch woman

[waldos-art]

Don't they look slick together?

Yes

Also yes

[hellyeahsabaton]

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[kuviraissues]

the punisher

[meangirlnurse]

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

[draconym]

I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.

So every time I go to look for him, I see this:

[draconym]

People in the tags pointing out that this is a great way to get communities to interact: you are extremely correct. There were a lot of kids at this year's go congress (many of them extremely strong players) and it's very funny to watch them roving in packs looking for old people to challenge. At one point when my friends and I were sitting in one of the side rooms, a trio of elementary schoolers marched in and shouted "IS ANYONE HERE OVER FIFTY?"

Presumably so that they could compete for the Elder Slayer award: