Mr. Slim Shady Of Camelot

King Arthur, of Camelot Canon RP Indie OUAT RP, Multi Verse, Multi Ship, Canon Divergent. Shipping: Prefers Ingrid or Erica or Victoria, he's bisexual but prefers women basically, but has no problems with Guinevere, however my Arthur will ship with Guinevere, but it won't be his main ship. Mun and Muse are 21+ Drafts; 2, Asks; 0

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The real slim shady? Dude you are not shady. ( from Nora Montgomery )

@amultiudeofmuses

“Nora Leanne Montgomery, what a pleasure it is.”

[camelotsshadyking]

daughtersofauradon: 

“Everybody loves them.” Whenever there was a tournament, it seemed the entire Kingdom came out – everyone cheering on their favorite knights. “And it would give the ladies of the court the chance to see that mysterious knight they’re so caught up on.” Something that never failed to amuse Alainne. Probably because she was said mysterious knight.

“Yes they do, and the ladies get the chance to see all the knights in action.” He smiled. “And of course get to see their queen stunningly beautiful as always. Aswell as all the family.” Arthur said with a smile. “And a mysterious knight, adds to the tournament. No one has any idea of who it is.”

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“I am not a Princess because I have a Prince, but because my father is a King.”

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isleboundqueen answered your ask “ You’re playing with fire, Morgana. ❞”

He chuckled. Morgana really thought he was going to fall for this. “Oh really Morgana? I’m going to get burned. My wife and I have an army and secret weapons.” He said with a chuckle. "Watch out you may fall."

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parenting sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

General

“Ask your mother/father/parent.”

“You have to order your own food.”

“I changed so many diapers.” / “You know, you don’t pay rent.”

“I want what’s best for you.”

“I’m not that old.”

“Listen to me.” / “Listen to me for once, will you?”

“I know I’m not the greatest parent, but…I’m trying my best.”

“I love you so much.”

Baby / Kid

“That is one smelly diaper.”

“Please go to sleep…”

“Didn’t I tell you to clean your room?”

“Aw, did you fall? Come here.”

“Say ‘please’.” / “Say ‘thank you’.”

“Did you have a nightmare?”

“We should have a playdate.”

“You have to eat your vegetables.”

“Want to help me in the kitchen?”

Teen

“What are you wearing?”

“I’m so YOLO swag.” / “I’m a cool mom/dad/parent!”

“My roof, my rules.”

“I invited your little friend over!”

“We need to have ‘the talk’.”

“You’re grounded.”

“I know you can do it.”

“Would you feel better if we went to the mall/got ice cream/got pizza/etc.?”

“Watch your little brother/sister/sibling.”

“Tell me the hot gossip.”

Adult

“You’ll always be my baby.”

“I love you, but you have to do your own taxes.”

“It’s really annoying explaining your life choices to Sharon.”

“Are we still on for brunch?”

“Wait, you’re still single?”

“Take my advice.”

“I never told you how wild I used to be when I was younger.”

“You won’t BELIEVE what your aunt/uncle/etc. said to me.”

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Animals and pets,  sentence starters

“Can we get a dog?”

“Oh my gosh, look free kittens can we get one PLEASE?”

“I’ve never ridden a horse before, how do you make it go?”

“I-Is that puppy for me?”

“CHICKENS ARE AFTER ME”

“Whatever you do, don’t make the goose mad”

“IS A TIGER REALLY CHASING US RIGHT NOW?”

“B-BEAR!”

“How dare that peacock try to be more beautiful than me”

“Aw. Can I Pet them?”

“HE BIT ME, HE BIT ME IN THE BUTT”

“Look, look! The birds are hatching”

“A SNAKE,  RUN”

“I got you a present hurry and open it before it breaks through the box”

“It looks like he/she might be hurt. I want to help them,  poor little thing”

“I need to stop bringing home every stray dog you meet. MOST of these ‘strays’ still have collars”  

“No way, not another pet”

“But it’s so cuteeeee c’mon look into those adorable eyes. How can you resist them?”

“Okay,  one pet and that’s it”

“LOOK OUT FOR THE ELEPHANT”  

“If I see one more ostrich I’m going to lose it”

“It just followed me home, stop giving me that look”

“Nature is both beautiful and terrifying”  

“If I see a rat I’m going to scream SO loud”

“Good dog- no wait BAD DOG. OW BAD DOG”

“WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE PIGEONS?”

“I had a mishap with a porcupine  stop LAUGHING”  

“How can something be so cute and yet so ugly at the same time?”

“Seriously I don’t know what that bull’s problem is”

“that kangaroo wants to throw down but I don’t think I can take him”

“Cats are so cruel. You just want to give them love and affection and they turn around and scratch your face”

“Um. Your goldfish isn’t looking too good and by that I mean I think it’s dead”

[munchmemesa]

john mulaney starters. ( from various interviews & clips )

❛  it was the best time. it was an innocent time.  ❜

❛  are we doing it correctly  ?  ❜

❛  who am i talking about  ?  you  ?  ❜

❛  my neighbour was arrested by the fbi for being a cannibal.  ❜

❛  the fbi was swarming our lobby and arrested this guy at a six am raid.  ❜

❛  no, he never said to me in the elevator  ‘ guess what : i might be a cannibal. ’  ❜

❛  he was quiet but he was so hungry.  ❜

❛  we’ve all been there.  ❜

❛  i really want that to be a lie.  ❜

❛  florida is the costco of upsetting people.  ❜

❛  it was like comic con but alcoholic.  ❜

❛  so, i put it in the refrigerator. i took the hat and i put it in the fridge.  ❜

❛  that is an interesting way to look at it.  ❜

❛  this guy touched my car and i’m gonna nail him.  ❜

❛  the mud on the carpet  ?  oh, that’s mine  ?  alright.  ❜

❛  we’re a little different as people.  ❜

❛  there’s always like five of his friends that he calls ‘ the homies ’ sleeping on the floor.  ❜

❛  these are like XXXL shirt and jacket with spongebob squarepants pajama bottoms.  ❜

❛  i must be the best person you know.  ❜

❛  you’re amongst weird company.  ❜

❛  at best, prom is like a wedding.  ❜

❛  i’ve never met anyone who had a good prom.  ❜

❛  you bought a limo  ?  ❜

❛  i’ve been nervous for 35 years.  ❜

❛  they have a room for giraffes.  ❜

❛  no  !  camels, not giraffes  !  ❜

❛  i’m just gonna sit here and eat popcorn.  ❜

❛  this is your day to stroke each other off  !  ❜

❛  warren, warren, warren. that’s a weird name.  ❜

❛  we got high in my room.  ❜

❛  i would much rather eat potato chips on the sidewalk.  ❜

❛  i get scared at outdoor concerts.  ❜

❛  i eat the mushrooms. i eat them all and i start hallucinating, as one does.  ❜

❛  i watched a woman eat a hot dog over a garbage can and i stared at her like she was the mona lisa.  ❜

❛  why don’t you have a seat  ?  everything’s gonna be fine.  ❜

❛  i discard people when i don’t need them.  ❜

❛  much like tantric sex, it’s the same mess at the end.  ❜

❛  give me a vial of your urin and i’ll do it.  ❜

❛  oh, look. we actually did it.  ❜

❛  the penis is triangle shaped.  ❜

❛  do not do that. because you could get hurt or worse.  ❜

❛  it’s called ‘ violins against violence. ’  ❜

❛  but didn’t you listen to our whole philosophy thing  ?  ❜

❛  i know but it’s bullshit.  ❜

❛  oh, no. that was so long ago. who knows what happened in that dark tunnel.  ❜

❛  nope, there is no right way to say this.  ❜

❛  if you’re an adult male who sees no flaws in his father you are an insane person.  ❜

❛  listen to me. we’re going to win. this is going to be fantastic.  ❜

❛  is it me  ?  ❜

❛  i’m not mad at you about the marker. i’m not mad about the marker.  ❜

❛  if i’m mad at anyone, it’s the dog.  ❜

❛  oh, that spider is so turned on.  ❜

[rpmemestbh]

RP Starters - MERMAID PACK

as requested by anon

Starters:

❝If you’re a mermaid then where’s your tail?❞

❝You have to show me!❞

❝So can you bend water?❞

❝It’s almost like you can breathe underwater.❞

❝I’m not a monster!❞

❝You can’t tell anyone about this.❞

❝I don’t need rescued – I’m not drowning.❞

❝How did you turn in to one of these things?❞

❝If you call me Ariel one more time…❞

❝Always be yourself. Unless you can be a mermaid. Then be a mermaid.❞

❝Can you get out of the water?❞

❝Please don’t freak out.❞

❝You’re not real.❞

❝I love your tail. Can I touch it?❞

❝Not all of us are mermaids. Some of us are mermen.❞ 

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daughtersofauradon: 

Whhhhhhy. Hosting meant the castle filled with guests, her every move under a microscope for the extent of the festivities. How was she supposed to practice under those conditions?

Hoping her reservations didn’t show on her face, Alainne turned back to her father. “Seeing Aunt Amelia will be nice; it’s been too long since her last visit.” Alainne had gone to see her, of course, but she hadn’t been to court in what felt like forever. “And no, of course not. What plans would I have?” Except…

“Are you going to organize a tournament to go with the ball?” Not that she could seem too interested. But if she needed to find a way to sneak off, best she start planning now.

Arthur nodded. “Seeing my sister is always nice, I hope she brings Hook.” Arthur said as he looked at her. “It has, I’ve missed her.” He smiled. “I’m glad you don’t have any plans, I was hoping that you could help me with the plans for the ball  and the seating arrangements.”

He looked at her as she spoke about the tournament. “Maybe.. I am thinking of doing one.”

[camelotsshadyking]

Stuff for Arthur to track/reply to;

@multimusearchiveornah - thread with Killian

@daughtersofauradon - thread with Alainne, if you want anything for Guinevere/Morgana IM me

@legends-and-savages - Two for Drizella, One for Drizella/Danika, One for Regina, One for Killian.

@unpublishedchapters - 1 for Anastasia, 1 for Killian.

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multimusearchiveornah: 

“I swooped his booty out of the door, Rose is okay, so is the baby.”

@camelotsshadyking

“I’m glad because if anything happens to my daughter or my granddaughter Victoria would get mad. And I’m proud of you for tossing him out.”

[camelotsshadyking]

@multimusearchiveornah gets a Random Starter for Killian.

“Killian, please tell me Rose is ok? Did the idiot hurt her? Did he get the baby?” Arthur said rambling. “She has to be ok..”

[camelotsshadyking]

Who wants to see an edit I just made that has me thinking about my headcanon and that omg what if it actually is true...

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King Arthur & Lady Rapunzel Tremaine

Edit by @imaginesmultifandoms

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❝ Can you just get around to telling me exactly what it is you want? ❞

@hcpeswanjones | KING  ARTHUR   /   LEGEND  OF  THE  SWORD PROMPTS . | Accepting

The King looked at her as he heard her ask him the question. “Why should I tell you what I want when all I want is not what you can help me with.”