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getting into two things at the same time always has you coming up with crazy scenarios. why is leon kennedy at the witch hat atelier

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brushbuddy going into olruggio's room and seeing those damn pinkie rings after hearing qifrey go on about how he hates being wet

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three episodes into witch hat atelier and I am struck by how accurately it depicts the true preteen girl friendgroup experience. I will never hate agott for lowkey endangering coco's life because I have also been twelve years old before and I would've done it too. none of the girls, even (and dare I say especially) coco, snitching to the authority figure about agott's involvement is peak preteen politics. tetia sick with worry at an in-group conflict, kind of unsure how to navigate her own sense of justice clashing with a peer's logical argument. richeh hungry as hell. agott and coco bob-off. all foundational preteen experiences.

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economy so bad I don't daydream about dating fictional characters i just fantasize about them employing me in my chosen field of study

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one piece had an active fanbase before I was born which is kinda crazy to me. sanji's been getting dicked down for longer than I've been alive. incredible

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zoro and sanji are sooooo into promises and oaths it's unbearable. dork ass losers probably exchanged vows before they even had their first kiss. imagine sitting at the Sunny's dining room table at 8am sharp and you hear stuff like "nobody else can kill you, I feel it in my bones, I will chase you to the edges of the earth to make sure of it" whole time they're arguing about who has to pass the salt to usopp. everyone else thinks they're banging but this is all a prelude to like holding hands or something.

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do you think when ace couldn't find sabo in the afterlife he thought his ten year old brother went straight to hell

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ace's first on screen presence has him wearing both a jacket and a black hat, making him both the most clothed we ever see him and also demonstrating that he clearly has different colours of the same hat for different occasions. realistically this choice was deliberate by the animation studio to make him look more mysterious, giving him a recognisable motif whilst simultaneously building intrigue and not spoiling the whole fire power thing but. what's the in-universe explanation. he doesn't know there's an audience. this leads me to believe that he donned this outfit in a deliberate attempt to screw with Luffy and be all mysterious and psych Luffy out by pretending there's some guy following him (except it didn't work because he'd already left Drum). first of all - peak older siblingism. second of all he's sooo extra I'm surprised he didn't wear that same black hat when confronting Blackbeard to set the mood better. third of all do you think it's actually a different hat or did he spend the time between alabasta and drum painstakingly peeling paint off of the orange one. much to think about...

[cinnamnt]

most normal zosan interaction

based on this reddit post

[camembri]

thriller bark is way funnier if you think zoro and sanji were together before it all happened. Kuma saw both halves of a gay couple willing to sacrifice themselves for some other guy and immediately came to the conclusion that said other guy must be god. and he was Right. truly Peak Fiction.

[camembri]

why are there like. at least three people who can facilitate mpreg in one piece. what did oda mean by that

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rip roronoa zoro you would've loved toph beifong

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actually the most impressive feat of Robin's is that she hasn't beaten Luffy to death for like. throwing some random vase (read: priceless unique historical artifact) over his shoulder because it was boring or ugly or something. she's so brave.

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usopp is objectively the best strawhat simply because he is the constant unwitting bystander slash victim. I think it's probably because he's easy to talk to (unfortunately). the man will walk into the kitchen for a snack and end up having to listen to three hours of someone's latent homosexual ramblings. whole time he decidedly Did Not Ask. and it's not like he can say anything either. it's like being the beleaguered customer service rep except the customers live in your house and will beat you up if you don't just stick to making vague noises of assent at appropriate times. truly incredible. what a man.

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desert brothers with silly hats on the mind

[achairwithapandaonit]

au @aobawilliams and i made up in our dms today where buggy tries to be ace's older brother but ace and sabo trap him in a trash heap and set it on fire commission page/ko-fi

[camembri]

yeah yeah zoro and sanji are mirrors of each other yeah they have narrative parallels yeah they're the wings of the pirate king. zoro's got the higher bounty but sanji is the only one Luffy's directly said he can't become king of the pirates without. this is all good and well and I eat it up every single time but the truly compelling part of that relationship in a romantic sense is that it's objectively the funniest outcome possible. they'd be so mad if they knew. can you imagine having this coworker who you think kind of sucks even if he's a vital part of the team and millions of people are like. I'm going to write stories about you two having sex. what do you even do in that scenario. and the best part is that it becomes literally everyone else's problem too. clocking in bright and early at like 7:45 and you witness a physical alteration between your two idiot colleagues and then immediately after they somehow manage to dodge their third HR violation this week one of them comes up to you to make small talk and all they talk about is that other guy. "ugh can you believe people think we should get together... that's crazy... how would that even work anyway. what, like he'd take me out to dinner? get all dressed up? hah, as if..." and then they trail off all meaningfully and you're just like. I can tell you're wistfully imagining your future together. it's painfully obvious. I just wanted to refill my coffee. and every day you contemplate quitting but every so often something just goes right and it's like they're resonating on the same wavelength and maybe you catch them smiling all wide and unfettered at each other like they're the only people in the world. like just this once they forgot to hate each other. you left your mug in the microwave but you can't ruin the moment so you just have to suffer in silence. truly the ship dynamic of all time.