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danielle, 28. i have given up good and evil for behaviorism

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

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[no-known-cure-deactivated202509]

My beautiful daughter Wheaver-Leighnne Webinaria Arthropodianka Johnson

[the-tree-line]

wtf nobody told me there was a shrimp species named sexy shrimp

[the-tree-line]

most sexual beast in the ocean

[the-tree-line]

that wasn;t the file i clicked

[shiftythrifting]

funny fleamarket find, there's no other logo or marking on these buttons

[ryo-maybe]

Yeah yeah yeah it's generic and amateurish and frankly trite, but is it earnest? Is it sincere? Is there a heart underneath it all

[omtai]

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

[luckybj]

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tumblr will thrive because of its soul

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[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[kragehund-est]

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

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[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[grox]

[zomvielover]

i will never stop bringing up this screenshot its actually the funniest thing ever

[girlnephew]

[animentality]

[doubleca5t]

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

[librarycard]

i want to go back to the exact millisecond we all collectively realized jared’s tweet about not knowing about the winchesters was dead fucking serious

[deancrowleycas]

@vendettasfanfictioning don't worry

[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

[maxknightley]

[samueldays]