quirky alternatives to everyday insults (courtesy of william shakespeare):
villain, i have done your mother
thou lump of foul deformity
away, you three-inch fool!
you scullion, you rampallion, you fustilarian!
i am sick when i do look on thee
i scorn you, scurvy companion
methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee
more of your conversation would infect my brain
thou art a boil, a plague-sore
i do desire we may be better strangers














