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YOU ARE THE REASON

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Sade Olutola

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i don't do bad sauce passes
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
we're not kids anymore.

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KIROKAZE

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@aflyingcontradiction
do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time
knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"
Phänomenales Zeugma von der Rentnerin in diesem Zug (zu ihren Freundinnen): So, jetzt nehmt Platz und Vernunft an
Just gliding through 🦦
@whispering-into-the-abyss
are you squeamish about needles?
yes
yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)
yes but only of IVs (not injections)
no
nuance
Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world
Do you know which book this is from?
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I've read this book before, and I like it!
I can tell what this is from based on this excerpt, but I haven't read it
I started reading this, but didn’t finish it (or I am reading it currently)
I haven’t read this book, but I like this excerpt!
I've read this book before, and I don't like it
I haven't read this book and I don't like this excerpt
Please reblog the polls, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people read the excerpt with an open mind 💖📚 Title and author will be revealed after the poll's conclusion.
Thank you @lettiecassie for the submission! 😄
FINAL RESULT: The majority of voters haven’t read this book, but enjoyed this excerpt. 😊
Three Parts Dead is a 2012 novel by Max Gladstone. From the book’s official summary: “A God has died, and it’s up to Tara, first-year associate in the international necromantic firm of Kelethres, Albrecht, and Ao, to bring Him back to life before His city falls apart. Her client is Kos, recently deceased fire god of the city of Alt Coulumb. Without Him, the metropolis’s steam generators will shut down, its trains will cease running, and its four million citizens will riot. Tara’s job: resurrect Kos before chaos sets in. Her only help is Abelard, a chain-smoking priest of the dead God, who’s having an understandable crisis of faith. But when the duo discover that Kos was murdered, they have to make a case in Alt Coulumb’s courts—and their quest for truth endangers their partnership, their lives, and the city’s slim hope of survival.”
Publishers Weekly gave Three Parts Dead a starred review, writing: “The combination of legal thriller and steam-powered fantasy may seem improbable, but Gladstone makes it work with an appealing cast and a setting rich with imaginative details, like a priest who shows his devotion to a fire-god by chain-smoking, junkies getting high on vampire bites, cops who become part of a hive-mind when on duty, and the binding of divine power by legal contracts.”
Three Parts Dead is part of The Craft Sequence, a set of novels by Gladstone that take place within the same universe.
in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece:
hi this tag perfectly encapsulates the FML coefficient of my life as a non-german speaker living in germany and i’m going to frame it
rating the ways my family members have referred to me to other people since coming out as nonbinary
my secondborn (my parents)
7/10
sounds vaguely historical but in the way that I'm going to be sent off to war to prevent a succession crisis
potentially confusing to the listener bc the average conversation has little relation to birth order
my sister's, [name] (my aunt)
9/10
direct and to the point!
still very clear about what our family relationship is. I think we can do away with many nouns if this is any indication
my young adult child (my mom)
4/10
it's giving "20 year old minor"
I promise you can just say my kid. it's ok I don't mind strangers thinking I'm like 5 bc that would make me a prodigy for doing stuff like my laundry and dishes in one day and honestly I could use that kind of support
my liberated one (my grandma)
10/10 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
completely unclear what my relationship actually is to her. her personal oracle perhaps?
made immensely funnier by her immediately following it up with referring to my brother as her grandson.
imagine if you hired a painter to paint your house and you tell them you want it blue and then you come back to see theyre in the middle of painting your house pink so you go hey stop. thats not what i asked for. and theyre like i just dont want to ruin your lovely house this color suits it so much better trust me. and you go No, i asked for blue give me blue??? and the painter is like alright alright. and then they paint your house purple and when you go this still isnt blue they say i simply cant paint your house blue. this is the compromise. and then you still have to pay them for their work even though you are now going to have to either hire another painter or just figure out how to paint ur own house to get it how you actually wanted. thatd be crazy right. so anyway i prefer to cut my own hair at home
Hypothetical scenario: You're attending a wedding, and at the reception it turns out that no alcohol is being served. You know that the couple getting married don't drink alcohol often, but also that they don't struggle with addiction. You don't know anything about the drinking habits or restrictions of anyone else in attendance.
Would you be surprised and/or disappointed if you attended a wedding and there was no alcohol being served?
Surprised and disappointed/upset
Surprised, but neutral, not disappointed/upset
Disappointed or upset, but not surprised
Not surprised and neutral, I'd be fine with it
I'm more surprised when there IS alcohol
Other
I don't know the expectations re: there being alcohol at weddings/show results
We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
Hedgehog-shaped jar, Neolithic period (3500-3000 BCE)
Courtesy Alain Truong
I feel you, Neolithic hedgehog. I feel you.
Heute zum ersten Mal im Kontext einer karaokeähnlichen Veranstaltung die Lyrics von "König von Deutschland" komplett gehört.
Rio: "Sondern Kanzler, Kaiser, König oder Königin" Me: Hmm... Rio: "Ich wär Rio der Erste, Sissi die Zweite" Me: Hmmmmmmmmm... these lyrics do not sound like they were written by a cishet guy ... let me just look that up ...
Turns out, Rio hat sich schon in den 70ern als schwul geoutet and I am just very, very late to the party.
“And every day…”
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Hi yes I’m also a fan of the dice rolling game