Mango

my genshin side log so I don't clog up my pjsk/main one

[mango-fruition]

Silly oneshot idea where Zhongli pieced together that the guy Childe had been gushing and citing wax poetry over for the past few months is also the same boy Venti took in against Celestia's rules.

Childe: "—And he just makes strategizing not look boring, yknow? You would get along with him, I think. Your elegance and Kaeya's charm? Yeah no doubt about it,"

Zhongli: "Kaeya?"

Childe: "Have I never told you his name? Yeah, Sir Kaeya. Cavalry Captain of the Knights of Favonious,"

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Zhongli: "Barbatos. What are you saying."

Venti: "I'm saying that if you ever see a little Khaenriah boy with blue hair and dark skin, don't freak out. He's a child of Mondstadt,"

Zhongli: "...Are you drunk?"

Venti: "Why is it you always assume I am?! Im not! I'm giving you a heads up and all you do is insult me!"

Zhongli: "...Because you quite often are. Forgive me for assuming after you revealed an information that shouldn't at all be possible. A living, uncursed, Khaenrian boy?"

Venti: "Yeah! Surprised me too! I'm just telling you that he's under my protection. Should anything happen to him by your hand, our friendship will be in jeopardy,"

Zhongli: "...I see. I assume you are aware of the risks?"

Venti: "Obviously,"

Zhongli: "...Very well. Rest easy knowing that he will not be under my threat on Liyue soil,"

Venti: "Thank you, Morax. Hopefully Young Kaeya will be living an uneventful life the next time I see him,"

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Zhongli: "Hm. Khaenriah really does attract the abyss..."

Childe: "Excuse me?"

[mango-fruition]

Does anyone else pick favourite parts of different fics and sew them together in an ideal universe

[mango-fruition]

Doesn't that make Bennet just THE perfect Cheya child?

Arc where Childe gets a hug when?

See the thing here is that you're completely right. ALSO SOON TRUST IM WORKING ON IT

[mango-fruition]

AJAX WANTED TO BE AN ADVENTURER!!! HE JUST WANTED TO EXPLORE AND DISCOVER THE WORLD OUTSIDE HIS FISHING VILLAGE!!! IM SO UPSET. HE HAD DREAMS THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE BEING USED TIME AND TIME AGAIN BY PEOPLE OLDER AND MORE POWERFUL THAN HIM. HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE A WEAPON NOR A TOOL HE WAS JUST A BOY WITH A SENSE OF ADVENTURE IM SO UPSET

[cxbin-pxrsephone]

“But EPIC isn’t accurate either!”

I’m sorry but I’m gonna judge a movie with a 250 million budget and Oscar winning director harsher than I judge a musical made by a (formerly) smaller artist that started posting his music on TikTok for the fun of it

[mango-fruition]

Did you change your blog name or am I going crazy

Yeah... you're not insane dw

I realised that my tumblr was the only account that's under a different name because I made it as a "haha it's just going to be an interest I have for a couple months no big deal" three years ago lmao

[mango-fruition]

i love your kaeya characterization, esp with his vulnerabilities theyre so DELICIOUS

THANK YOU SO MUCH ?? IM REALLY GLAD THEY DONT SOUND TOO OOC... exploring character vulnerabilities and their core struggles is like, the best part to me

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Tartaglia!

There you are, comrade! I knew you'd come to see me off!

Come to think of it, I've been away from home for quite a while... By now, Teucer and the others must be wondering what's taking their big brother so long...

Once I'm home, I can finally finish telling Teucer those ghost stories I promised him. Then, the next time you visit, he can tell them to you himself.

Anyway, no need to worry about me. Barring any surprises, we should be seeing each other again very soon, right?

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[dogpuppy]

[mango-fruition]

Headcanon that Kaeya keeps saying unreciprocated "I love you"s for the past two decades because he keeps whispering it in Khaenr'ian.

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He'd hug Diluc on his bed after a nightmare and whisper it into his brother's hair. Diluc just thought Kaeya's mumbling nonsense after a bad dream.

He'd say it to Jean after she patches him up after a rough knight's training. He blames it on adrenaline when she asks.

He'd say it to Crepus during a rainy day tucked under his dad's arms, leaning into him as he paints. The words are drowned out by the storm.

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Jean confronts him once, after Crepus's death. Beside his bed, wounded and cold; the last Ragnvindr in Mondstadt. "It's nothing," he'll say, and she just furrowed her eyebrows further. She's heard him say it too many times to pass it as gibberish. But she lets it go.

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He'll whisper it as he tucks Klee in, her eyes closed and her breathing soft.

Albedo perks up when he hears it. "It sounds familiar," he would remark. "Khaenri'an?"

Kaeya glances at him and grins. "Maybe,"

"Never heard the phrase. What does it mean?" Albedo asks instead.

Kaeya knows that the most likely possibility is that Albedo had only learnt ancient Khaenri'an, not whatever warped abyssal version of Khaenri'an Kaeya uses. But he wonders if the reason Albedo doesn't know it is because no one had ever said it to him, not even his master.

"It's a term of endearment," is the vague answer Kaeya responds with.

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Kaeya says it to Diluc, frustration seeping into his voice as he slings his brother's arm over his shoulders and away from battle. Idiot, Kaeya would think. He should count his lucky stars that Kaeya cares.

Diluc spares him a glance. "You always say that,"

"Say what?" Kaeya bites out, no less annoyed.

Diluc butchers the pronunciation so badly that Kaeya would've laughed in any other circumstances.

"Whatever. That. You always say that,"

Kaeya does the best shrug he could.

"...It's Khaenri'an, isn't it?"

He doesn't dignify him with a response.

[mango-fruition]

Oh my god this would be more devastating if Kaeya only says "I love you too" in Common.

Diluc thinks he never says 'I love you' first and thought of it as another thing that hinted to Kaeya being a traitor.

[dameroug]

Queen of Dreadzone sucked

I already blew off steam and ranted plenty after watching it, and to summarise..

This is Derision levels of hypocrisy - being an abuse victim is no excuse for bullying, but stalking and obsessiveness are excused by trauma; refusing to let go and move one from your old enemies is petty and a sign of a weak, angry person, but the shows creator can dedicate at least one episode per shows season, to shit on his least favourite character and target a fanbase surrounding her FOR YEARS after her character assassination in canon

I liked Sabrina confronting her abuser and moving on, but it had to be ruined by Marinettes edgy aah laughter and corny zingers in response - you’re NOT taugh, lil bro😭✌️

You could physically see the writing quality taking a deep for this particular episode, which happens every time Thomas pushes his own agenda no matter what

This is JUST a season 5 Chloe ark rehash - this episode serves NO PURPOSE outside those few Lila and Noe involving scenes

Im not even that huge of a fan of Chloe, but this pettiness makes me want to be one with intensity out of pure spite. You’ll never make me hate her, Astruc - how about you touch some grass instead of arguing with your fanbase on Twitter 24/7

[chaeyapper]

childe to kaeya

[mango-fruition]

Headcanon that Kaeya keeps saying unreciprocated "I love you"s for the past two decades because he keeps whispering it in Khaenr'ian.

.

He'd hug Diluc on his bed after a nightmare and whisper it into his brother's hair. Diluc just thought Kaeya's mumbling nonsense after a bad dream.

He'd say it to Jean after she patches him up after a rough knight's training. He blames it on adrenaline when she asks.

He'll say it to Crepus during a rainy day tucked under his dad's arms, leaning into him as he paints. The words are drowned out by the storm.

.

Jean confronts him once, after Crepus's death. Beside his bed, wounded and cold; the last Ragnvindr in Mondstadt. "It's nothing," he'll say, and she just furrowed her eyebrows further. She's heard him say it too many times to pass it as gibberish. But she lets it go.

.

He'll whisper it as he tucks Klee in, her eyes closed and her breathing soft.

Albedo perks up when he hears it. "It sounds familiar," he would remark. "Khaenri'an?"

Kaeya glances at him and grins. "Maybe,"

"Never heard the phrase. What does it mean?" Albedo asks instead.

Kaeya knows that the most likely possibility is that Albedo had only learnt ancient Khaenri'an, not whatever warped abyssal version of Khaenri'an Kaeya uses. But he wonders if the reason Albedo doesn't know it is because no one had ever said it to him, not even his master.

"It's a term of endearment," is the vague answer Kaeya responds with.

.

Kaeya says it to Diluc, frustration seeping into his voice as he slings his brother's arm over his shoulders and away from battle. Idiot, Kaeya would think. He should count his lucky stars that Kaeya cares.

Diluc spares him a glance. "You always say that,"

"Say what?" Kaeya bites out, no less annoyed.

Diluc butchers the pronunciation so badly that Kaeya would've laughed in any other circumstances.

"Whatever. That. You always say that,"

Kaeya does the best shrug he could.

"...It's Khaenri'an, isn't it?"

He doesn't dignify him with a response.

[mango-fruition]

I could end this with Chaeya but lowk want to turn this into a 6 + 1 oneshot

[mango-fruition]

Headcanon that Kaeya keeps saying unreciprocated "I love you"s for the past two decades because he keeps whispering it in Khaenr'ian.

.

He'd hug Diluc on his bed after a nightmare and whisper it into his brother's hair. Diluc just thought Kaeya's mumbling nonsense after a bad dream.

He'd say it to Jean after she patches him up after a rough knight's training. He blames it on adrenaline when she asks.

He'd say it to Crepus during a rainy day tucked under his dad's arms, leaning into him as he paints. The words are drowned out by the storm.

.

Jean confronts him once, after Crepus's death. Beside his bed, wounded and cold; the last Ragnvindr in Mondstadt. "It's nothing," he'll say, and she just furrowed her eyebrows further. She's heard him say it too many times to pass it as gibberish. But she lets it go.

.

He'll whisper it as he tucks Klee in, her eyes closed and her breathing soft.

Albedo perks up when he hears it. "It sounds familiar," he would remark. "Khaenri'an?"

Kaeya glances at him and grins. "Maybe,"

"Never heard the phrase. What does it mean?" Albedo asks instead.

Kaeya knows that the most likely possibility is that Albedo had only learnt ancient Khaenri'an, not whatever warped abyssal version of Khaenri'an Kaeya uses. But he wonders if the reason Albedo doesn't know it is because no one had ever said it to him, not even his master.

"It's a term of endearment," is the vague answer Kaeya responds with.

.

Kaeya says it to Diluc, frustration seeping into his voice as he slings his brother's arm over his shoulders and away from battle. Idiot, Kaeya would think. He should count his lucky stars that Kaeya cares.

Diluc spares him a glance. "You always say that,"

"Say what?" Kaeya bites out, no less annoyed.

Diluc butchers the pronunciation so badly that Kaeya would've laughed in any other circumstances.

"Whatever. That. You always say that,"

Kaeya does the best shrug he could.

"...It's Khaenri'an, isn't it?"

He doesn't dignify him with a response.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[mango-fruition]

Someone could literally accuse me of murder and I'd look down in shame like yeah.... I probably did it and forgot....

Then stand up 2 hours later like NO I DIDN'T?? I WAS AT THE STORE I WASN'T EVEN THERE