That Random Canadian

Somehow surviving the "real" world and still is wondering what the hell is going on

[liquid-meth-addict-blog]

I wonder how many will actually reblog…

[autisticfaraday-blog]

This is tumblr, 90% of everyone will actually reblog…

[arctihcmonkeys-blog]

I think you think you’re on Facebook bc like everyone I know on here will reblog this

[clhampir]

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

[jaspell]

[stability]

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

[ohmonroe]

I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash

[tahitea]

love this

[aleaula-deactivated20131202]

they caused a car crash

[waltandmickey]

Disney’s FROZEN VHS Trailer (1995)

[girl-meetsfandoms-blog]

Anna looks like a player

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

IF Y’ALL DON’T WATCH THIS IMMA CAST A SPELL ON YOU MUHFUCKAS

[ging-ler]

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT WOULD HAVE BEEN

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[hopeless-in-everything-deactiva]

OMFG I ASKED FOR THIS GUY TO ASK ME OUT AND AFTER A MONTH OF HIM BEING MAD AT ME, HE ASKED ME OUT FACE TO FACE TODAY

OH MY GOD JUST DO IT YOU WONT REGRET IT OIBDSAFOABVRO9BROURT

[gryffinders-deactivated20140910]

im really hoping this works and you arent all scammers ok

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

[asukasohryuwaifu-deactivated201]

"I’m a feminist" is codeword for "My dad didn’t love me"

[infinitimatti]

[pleatedjeans]

worth it - Google Translate

[hsandother]

Oh my God what

[heylookfandoms-deactivated20140]

ADD IN SOME E’S OH MY GOD

[its-jolls]

"Let It Go" from Frozen according to Google Translate

AS IF FROZEN COVERS COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER

[elsaxicequeen]

lost my shit at the chorus

[notchicken]

THERE’S THIS JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN MY MATH CLASS AND HE SITS NEXT TO ME AND TODAY I HAD MY HAND RAISED FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES BUT MY TEACHER DIDNT PICK ON ME SO I SAID “notice me senpai” AND THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT TURNS TO ME AND STARTS LAUGHING AND HE BARLEY SPEAKS ENGLISH AND IM STILL EMBARRASSED

[captchi-deactivated20150226]

HEY GUESS WHAT TIME IT ISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

First of all i just wanna say thank you guys ;w; it’s so nice to know that 100 people pressed the follow button even though they saw how crazy my blog is XD NOW!

THIS IS A MULTIFANDOM GIVEAWAY:

meaning you can get anything from any fandom that falls under the prize categories <333

Wakka Wakkas:

You don’t have to be following me to win

You must have your ask box open that way i can message you if you are selected

you can reblog/like as many times as you want, but just dont bug your followers =v=;

AS LONG AS IT FALLS UNDER THE CATEGORIES THERE IS NO LIMITATION AS TO WHAT YOU CAN GET.

Lakka Lakkas:

Do NOT get upset if you aren’t chosen 

1st Prize gets:

A full cosplay of their choice, that includes the wig & wig cap. And face paint if it is included.

Nine volumes of any manga you want. IT can be 9 from a series or 9 separate, doesn’t matter. (or book/comic book depends what fandom your in)

2 Anime’s of their choice. (maybe reg. movie idk)

2 cosplay props of any kind

2 fandom posters

Any figma figurine you want

a t-shirt of any kind (fandom wise)

2nd prize gets:

A cosplay (just the clothes though, no wig or paint or etc.)

3 manga volumes of your choice

Any figma figurine of your choice

one cosplay prop

3rd prize gets:

2 manga volumes of their choice

Any figma figurine of your choice

a fandom poster 

This will end on march 17 2014 and the winners should get a message from me in their ask about 2-3 after the end date. I will have more specific details and questions in the ask i send you so don’t worry. I’ll answer and ask everything :D I wish you all the best of luck and again thank you ^-^

[think4yaself]

[emorenita-deactivated20150420]

why aren’t these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than “keys in hand”

[havocados-deactivated20131105]

Fatality

[gainingconfidencexo-deactivated]

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

[musicalpandas]

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

[mr-spiritual]

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

[trustisforfools-blog]

reblogging again for that^

[mayra-quijotesca-deactivated201]

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

[canadianlolitics]

[notoriouslywitty-deactivated201]

Canadians.

[princess-fuck]

I thought this was exaggerating until I wore a t-shirt outside today and realized it was -23.

[shadowssynysterandvengeance]

i live in south europe and today was -2 and couldn’t get to my home because of how cold it was.i thought i was dying.and there wasn’t even any snow or rain or wind or anything

[ryasauras-deactivated20140722]

Being from America, this post is really confusing.

[may10baby]

I just remembered that you guys use Celsius

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

I was thinking this was Fahrenheit and I was like dang canadians are hardcore 

[areyouthelemon]

I was originally thinking Fahrenheit too, but that just made it that much funnier to be honest

[edwardsheeran-blog]

[sugurucide]

BLESS YOU AND YOUR CUTE SOUL

[eternalseptember]

[slytherin-stud-deactivated20151]

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

[evilbewxre-archive]

I LOVE HOW HE JUST WALKS BY AND TAKES HER CLOAK OFF WITH SUCH A STRAIGHT FACE.

LIKE.

“‘SCUSE ME, BABE, GONNA NEED TO BORROW THIS.”

CYBORG’S LIKE, “UUUUUH, WHAT JUST HAPPENED.”

ROBIN’S JUST LIKE, “BB WATERUDOIN.”

STARFIRE HADN’T EVEN MOVED.

AND RAVEN’S LIKE, “DID YOU JUST.”

[the-nintendo-girl]

I’m sorry I keep reblogging this but robin just looks TERRIFIED when beast boy takes ravens cloak

[aryll]

[dionnewillbeback-deactivated201]

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

[channybravo]

i’m barely breathing