Headcanon Canadian Ocs

Is hetalia alive still, I mean who knows??

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Young Louisiana: Quentin called me a bad

Word!

New France: what was it?

Young Louisiana: it starts with a B-

Young Quebec: motherfucker doesn’t start

with a B

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Newfoundland: if I punch myself and it hurts. Am I weak

Or strong?

Prince Edward Island: strong

Nova Scotia: weak

Labrador: a dumbass is what you are.

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Yukon: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen

Marshmallows in my mouth?

Northwest Territories: your a hazard in upper

Canada.

Nunavut: and a coward. Do twenty.

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Northwest Territories: you know you can die from

That, right?

British Columbia, smoking weed: that’s the point.

Manitoba, drinking: we’re trying to speed this up.

Nunavut, eating raw cookie dough: *nods*

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Ontario: it time to play “who stole the drugs”

British Columbia: was it me?

Quebec: was it me?

Saskatchewan, disappointed, pointing at

Manitoba: it was him

Manitoba, covered in cocaina: fucking pink

Polar bears are everywhere-

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Maine: i have your son

New Brunswick: I don’t have a son….

Maine: then who just asked for a chocolate

milk and some mashed potatoes with ketchup??

Nova Scotia: oh my god, he has prince!

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Manitoba: what the fuck!

Canada: language, riel.

Manitoba: whom the sexual intercourse.

Canada: what the fu-

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Is hetalia even alive anymore, if it is. please I need friends and headcanons I guess🥺✌️