[vanityfaire]

what kind of weird ass fucking foreplay is this

[canadianyaoi]

Fucking in the back of a fast food restaurant typa relationship.

[canadianyaoi]

If I had a nickel for every time Connor McDavid tweeted something vague to Auston Matthews, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice. Right?

[canadianyaoi]

Another vague tweet from Connor McDavid to Auston Matthews.

[jack-fruit]

Fanfic authors do you reread your own fics after theyre posted?

Yes! I wrote it for me after all

Fuuuck no. I never want to read that thing again!

Only specific scenes or chapters

I'll reread it after enough time has passed that I forget most of it

Not a writer

Other/Nuance

Voting ended onMar 4

[tapejob]

connor hellebuyck getting awarded the presidential medal of freedom in the middle of the state of the union. my flabbers are gasted

[tapejob]

mfw im like a ten bajillion year old ww2 veteran and donald gives out this DEI award to some dude for blocking a couple shots

[canadianyaoi]

what.

[significant-narratives]

hey, auston. welcome back. congrats on the gold. so, just a few quick questions for you here.

as the captain of toronto maple leafs, a historic canadian franchise with the largest fanbase in the nhl, do you have anything to say about your visit to the white house, where you attended the state of the union, an event hosted by the man who has on multiple occasions threatened to annex the country that signs your paycheques? follow up question, do you have anything to say to the dozens of marginalized communities who have been targeted by this administration? do you have anything to say to the families of the victims that ICE has executed? do you have anything to say to the dozens of victims noted in the epstein files, who were also present at this event? also — and this one’s just for fun — why is it that you felt comfortable attending a political event like the state of the union, but have refused to use pride tape two seasons in a row? final question, do you think you embody any of the values of honour, pride, and courage that the team claims to believe in? can you prove it.

[woefully-devoted]

Matthews, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you. I hope your ass is booed everytime you touch the ice.

Let's give Tavares his C back!

[canadianyaoi]

Men’s Team Canada vs Men’s Team USA except it’s set in WW1 and the Canadians unleash absolute hell on the States like they did with the Germans.

McDavid with a Ross rifle would go unbelievable hard.

[canadianyaoi]

we should let the usa womens team beat the shit out of every guy on the mens usa team with sledgehammers and whatevers left of the men the canadian mens team could finish the job. just a thought.

the job would already be done before the canadians enter anyway.

[canadianyaoi]

Auston fucking Matthews at the White House. It’s like a slap in the face to everyone who looked up to him. He knows exactly what’s happening in the world right now and he still chose to do that.

Fuck Auston.

JT is the true captain of the Maple Leafs.

[canadianyaoi]

Bennett should have knocked him the fuck out when he had the chance, holy crap.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[canadianyaoi]

THAT SHOT ON NET IS GOING TO HAUNT MACKINNON’S NARRATIVE FOREVER.

que silver springs by fleetwood mac.

[elevenkonecny]

people will go to war on this app for a flavorless mlm hockey ship

[mcjesuswept]

The Connor/Nate hug on the bench…it would have been so easy for Connor to slip his mouth guard into Nate’s mouth. I—

[canadianyaoi]

so so happy the edmonton boys are gonna be back together. time to immerse myself back into writing my mcdrai world war one rpf featuring most of the oilers.

[canadianyaoi]

sorry mattdrai is so ass. drai would never, especially now my god.

“well no shit drai would never blah blah blah thats why i ship them”

shut the fuck up.