canaryyellowporsche

Forever stuck in my Twilight "phase." Jalice ❤. Instagram: canaryyellowporsche Twitter: @duhvery

[kellythepitiablefangirl]

Jasper x Alice lineart

based on this post by @yeehaw-vampire

[canaryyellowporsche]

Mary Alice Brandon - Alice Cullen

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Posted these on Instagram so I thought I would post them here too 🤷🏼‍♀️

[pathokinessis]

If my girlfriend was bleeding from a paper cut around my foster brother who was pretty much a recovering druggy in a room where he feels everyones blood lust I wouldn't have thrown her into a fucking mirror, effectively making the situation worse.

Like rip to Edward but I'm different

[pathokinessis]

@ratatouillecarliecullen oh thiis beeech gets it

[bellaauroraswan]

In celebration of this blog hitting 1,000 followers this week, I’ve decided to host a little giveaway!! Three winners will be chosen at random for one of the following prize packs, and all winners will be announced on this blog publicly, so please only enter if you’re okay with that. 

Prizes are as follows: 

Winner 1

Bella’s moonstone ring*

Bella’s turquoise braclet*

Custom “Team _____” shirt of your choice (retail: $10-15)

Custom sticker of your choice (retail: $3-5)

500 word fic based on your choice of prompt (retail: free)

Winner 2

Team Edward scented candle*

Custom “Team _____” shirt of your choice (retail: $10-15)

Custom sticker of your choice (retail: $3-5)

500 word fic based on your choice of prompt (retail: free)

Winner 3

Team Jacob scented candle*

Custom “Team _____” shirt of your choice (retail: $10-15)

Custom sticker of your choice (retail: $3-5)

500 word fic based on your choice of prompt (retail: free)

* denotes a link that displays retail value. 

Rules:

You don’t have to be following me to enter! 

I reserve the right to refuse a certain custom design if it’s too complex or if it violates my own personal beliefs or Tumblr’s rules of conduct. According to Tumblr’s rules, you have to be over 18 to enter, so I will verify that with you on the entry form (by asking you to pinky swear that you’re over 18). 

Entry:

In order to ensure that I am abiding by the Tumblr Giveaway Guidelines, I have opted to have an external entry system. Please fill out this survey (I just need your tumblr URL and for you to say you’re over 18 and that you recognize that tumblr is not involved in this contest). 

Entry will close on Sunday, September 1st, 2019 at 11:59 pm CST. Winners will be chosen randomly. Please feel free to shoot me an ask if you have any questions!

[canaryyellowporsche]

Y'all remember how everyone thought the world was going to end in 2012?

Do you know what ended in 2012?

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Twilight

[radiantlyrosalie]

Jasper the absolute savage

[canaryyellowporsche]

When your pinky toe hits the table leg

[ilove-cybershopping]

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[ixpaloa]

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[lacinari]

*casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it*

[nothing--breaks-like-a-heart]

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[ressila]

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[pinky--heart]

I have the “Cuterus” and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good pin 😜

[gothdesss]

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[alfrhedoo]

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[nqthqn-blog]

ordering pizza

[so-super-fucking-fit-blog]

this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”

he got a $20 tip

[looking-for-amber-deactivated20]

Hey as a manager at a pizza shop, this makes us all uncomfortable. Wether it be a boy or girl driver I HAVE to tell them to be vigilant. Don’t go into the house. Don’t speak more than necessary. Don’t give them your name. Leave if you feel unsafe, I don’t care if they don’t get their food. Call me when you’re coming back so I know you’re okay.

The company (before I worked there of course) had a girl kidnapped because of this! Because the manager at the time didn’t think to send another employee seeing as it was close to midnight! Thankfully they got her back within a day. I don’t care if you’re just trying to be funny. This is predatory and very scary.

Side note that’s related: DON’T HIT ON YOUR DRIVERS! Unless the show signs of wanting to get to know you or something, don’t make them uncomfortable. I had to put a guy on the DON’T DELIVER list because he kept calling for my 17yo female employee, only wanted her, no one else. I refused to send her and then he started coming in and wanted to talk to her. She was terrified, rightfully so. She also told me about a month after she quit, she swore she saw him walking around her neighborhood. She had to put a restraining order against the fucker.

LEAVE THE DRIVERS ALONE YOU CREEPS.

[canaryyellowporsche]

I was tagged by @basicallyacullen to do this challenge so here we go 😅

Rules: Bold everything that applies to you then tag 10 people you want to get to know better.

APPEARANCE

I’m over 5’5” // I wear glasses/contacts //

I have blonde hair // I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // I have one or more piercings // I have at least one tattoo // I have blue eyes // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I typically wear makeup // I don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look // I prefer Nike to Adidas // I wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition// I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami // I prefer movies to TV shows  // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with friends // I travel during school or work breaks // I can do a handstand

REALATIONSHIPS

I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year // I have a crush // I have a best friend I have known for ten years // My parents are together // I have dated my best friend // I am adopted // My crush has confessed to me//I have a long distance relationship // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online

AESTHETIC

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sun rise// I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // The sound of chirping calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep // I enjoy thunderstorms // I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire // I pay close attention to colors // I find mystery in the ocean // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // Autumn is my favorite season

MISCELLANEOUS

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // I am the mom friend // I live by a certain quote // I like the smell of sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick-shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower // I wish I lived in a video game // I have a canopy above my bed // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I own at least three dogs

I'll challenge @/anyone who wants to do this 😊

[mccartycullen]

the cullens as best-of-inspirobot quotes

carlisle:

esme:

rosalie:

emmett:

edward:

alice:

jasper:

bella:

the cullen family:

[canaryyellowporsche]

'Twilight' meets 'Water for Elephant's.'

[relivingmytwilightphase]

they shouldve done another baseball scene at the end of breaking dawn part two, with bella finally playing after all these years. the wolves are there and also playing. everyone is smiling and giggling and happy without any worries.

it wouldve been a good way to end the series-- everything pointing back to the first movie, everything happy and peaceful.

[misslulu2000-deactivated2021032]

Timeline from Twilight and History

More important dates that are relevant to the Cullens. I included some world history because it’s fun to see what was happening in other parts of the world at the same time.

Carlisle:

1603: death of Elizabeth I. James VI of Scotland ascends the English throne as James I signaling the start of the Stuart Era. Start of the Edo period in Japan

5th November 1605: Gunpowder plot

1607: founding of jamestown

1620: the mayflower arrives on the north eastern coast of USA

1644: start of the Qing dynasty in China

1649: Charles I is executed. British Monarchy is abolished.

1650s: Cromwell is in charge of England

1660: restoration of the British monarchy as Charles II ascends the throne.

1665-1666: Great plague and fire of London

1688: Glorious Revolution. James II and VII (Charles II’s younger brother) is deposed.

1689: James II’s daughter Mary (II) and her husband William (III) become jointed monarchs of England.

1692-1693: Salem witch trials

1707: The act of union is passed uniting the kingdoms of England and Scotland.

1714: End of the Stuart era as Queen anne (Mary II’s younger sister) dies. George I (A great grandson of James VI and I) becomes king.

Jasper:

1835-1836: Texas revolution

1837: Victoria becomes queen of UK

1839-1842: First Opium War

1840: Queen Victoria marries her 1st cousin Albert

1845: Texas becomes a state

1846-1848: Mexican–American War. In the aftermath of the war, Mexico loses a lot of its land to USA.

1853: Gadsden Purchase- more land is gained for USA from Mexico

1856–1860: Second Opium War

1861: Prince Albert dies. Victoria mourns her husband’s death for the next 40 years.

1865: USA abolishes slavery. President lincoln is assassinated

1868: end of Edo period in Japan

Esme, Alice and Edward:

1901: Queen Victoria dies. Her son acends the throne as Edward VII.

1903: the Wright brothers performs the 1st successful flight.

1906: A powerful earthquake strikes San Francisco

1910: Edward VII dies. His son acends the throne as George V.

1910-1920 Mexican revolution

1912: sinking of the Titanic. End of Qing dynasty in China.

1914: Panama Canal opens

1915: sinking of the Lusitania

1916: Easter rising in Ireland

1917: Russian revolution

1918: Women get the right to vote in the UK. The Russian royal family is executed.

1920: Women get the right to vote in the USA

Emmett and Rosalie:

1920-1933: Prohibition in US

1923: Wedding of Elizabeth II’s parents (Albert “Bertie” and Elizabeth)

1926: Elizabeth II is born

1936: George V dies. His son Edward becomes king but abdicates to marry wallis simpson. Edward’s brother Albert succeeds him is George VI.

1937: Hindenburg disaster

Bella and Jacob

1988: a Pan am airways plane is bombed and it’s wreckage crashes into Lockerbie.

1989: tiananmen square protests

1994: Ireland wins Eurovision in the 3rd time in a row

1997: UK handsover Hong Kong

2001: September 11th attacks

2003: SARS outbreak

[canaryyellowporsche]

What's Alice's favorite song?

"All That Jazz"

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I'm here all day.

[canaryyellowporsche]

It's 2 a.m. and I just thought of this (2 a.m. is my happy hour I swear)

AU: where Rosalie fixes up Bella's truck instead of them getting rid of it.

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

Jackson Rathbone’s improvised scenes are priceless. WE DON’T DESERVE HIM