Percy Coleman

Percy Coleman | 20 I'm married to Courtney Coleman. I'm a college sophomore. I plan on going to the Chef's Academy and opening up my own restaurant. I want to live my life as best I possibly can. Let's hope cancer doesn't get in the way of it.

[cancer-coleman]

text: Percy!!

Text: No, this is Patrick.

[cancer-coleman]

Take me back, please, I’ll change all of Liam’s diapers this week.

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

What about when you’re gone?

[cancer-coleman]

Uh. Then. I'll rub your feet when I get home.

[cancer-coleman]

text: Percy!!

Text: No, this is Patrick.

[cancer-coleman]

Please don’t, I can’t afford a lawyer. Also, I love you, did I tell you you look beautiful this morning?

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

Too bad, I’m suing your…[looks at baby] butt. Flattery will get you nowhere. 

[cancer-coleman]

Take me back, please, I'll change all of Liam's diapers this week.

[cancer-coleman]

text: Percy!!

Text: No, this is Patrick.

[cancer-coleman]

Mine! He’s my little boy band member!

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

….I’m hanging up and divorcing you now.

[cancer-coleman]

Please don't, I can't afford a lawyer. Also, I love you, did I tell you you look beautiful this morning?

[cancer-coleman]

text: Percy!!

Text: No, this is Patrick.

[cancer-coleman]

Mine! All mine! 

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

Wait, no mine!

[cancer-coleman]

Mine! He's my little boy band member!

[cancer-coleman]

text: Percy!!

Text: No, this is Patrick.

[cancer-coleman]

*probably calls her to scream*

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

[screams back but not too loudly because she’s with the baby] I can’t believe this gorgeous thing is ours!

[cancer-coleman]

Mine! All mine! 

[cancer-coleman]

text: Percy!!

Text: No, this is Patrick.

[cancer-coleman]

Text: Well of course he did! Text: Did you get a picture??

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

text:duh!

[cancer-coleman]

*probably calls her to scream*

[cancer-coleman]

text: Percy!!

Text: No, this is Patrick.

[cancer-coleman]

Text: Is Liam okay??

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

text: he

text: he

text: he smiled at me!

[cancer-coleman]

Text: Well of course he did! Text: Did you get a picture??

[cancer-coleman]

text: Percy!!

Text: No, this is Patrick.

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

text: percy this is important!!!

[cancer-coleman]

Text: Is Liam okay??

[cancer-coleman]

text: Percy!!

Text: No, this is Patrick.

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[stylesfinelines]

Freddie on Briana’s snapchat 4/12

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

Look! He’s talking!

[cancer-coleman]

You get nights, I thought we agreed on that. And I recall him saying Dada when he was pooping.

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

In your dreams we agreed. I’m going to get him all day when you’re at work, so you should have him at night. Our son did not say his first word while pooping. That is not the story we are going to tell for the rest of our lives.

[cancer-coleman]

Why are you so logical all the time? Our son, Liam James Payne of One Direction, said his first word while pooping.

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

Look! He’s talking!

[cancer-coleman]

Gimme my baby! He’s already saying my name, you’re delusional.

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

You’re delusional and he wasn’t your baby last night if I recall. [sticks out her tongue]

[cancer-coleman]

You get nights, I thought we agreed on that. And I recall him saying Dada when he was pooping.

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

Look! He’s talking!

[cancer-coleman]

Gimme, gimme, gimme!

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

No shhh! [waves him off] He’s going to say mama soon, I know it. Mama….maaamaaa.

[cancer-coleman]

Gimme my baby! He's already saying my name, you're delusional.

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

Look! He’s talking!

[bounces her cooing month old baby]

[cancer-coleman]

Gimme, gimme, gimme!

[the-courtney-bell-coleman]

Liam James ‘my parents named me after a One Direction Member’ Coleman