Princess Mom

Aeron college student hilarious open book incredibly lost

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[khulem-deactivated20181203]

stop romanticizing mic dropping… damage to sound equipment is no joke

[thinkofbroadway-blog]

This is the most tech manager thing I’ve ever read

[nihilistwife]

One time I worked as a personal assistant for this rich dude. He was pretty ok for like. A dude w more money than I can rlly comprehend? Anyways a part of his assets was this grain processing plant; idk what they actually did I just ran errands for the dude n made sure he wasn’t bothered from big money decisions basically. Glorified coffee bitch? Anyways we’re working one day and the workers catch this random lady like??? Taking bags of whatever the hell they kept in the plant. We’re getting ready to call the cops, I’m getting anxious, and the boss…….. tells them to let her go. He tells her she’s allowed to take only what she can carry in her own arms. So she scrambled off with the bag of wheat or corn or whatever ???? And the crews super confused and the boss goes “do not stop her from getting what she can carry” & so that happens again like once a week for the next few months. I find out she’s actually an immigrant and a widow? Living with her dead husbands mom. She’s been stealing to feed her mom in law. Anyways eventually one day she like. Approached my boss. In his office.

And like a month later I was given an invitation to their wedding it was extremely fucked up my boss married a lady who was a wheat thief

[nihilistwife]

Classic bible story

[owlmylove]

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

[world-of-cats]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[marmarsoulless]

This makes me -extremely- uncomfortable

[drtanner]

I like how literally every other cat in the room is absolutely fine while this weird fucker is just YURRGLURRGLRRRYRRRRRing it up like a madman.

Why is he so upset. Who did this to him.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

manspreading in the electric chair

[ccarl-deactivated20171114]

[astound]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[criwes]

[levalseduvieux]

Kelsey Smith

[exhibitaids]

[liasysnessrepwheloggsaltper]

Cliск Hеrе аnd Trаdе Jacqueline Nudеs ph0t0s!!! Frее rеgistrаti0n! 0nlу t0dау! Cliск 0n tехt!

[bukbot]

Give.

[orangejuiceohyeah]

bUKKY NO!!

[bukbot]

Buckeye hens, which I’ve cared of for several minutes, it would melt.

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[thepakistanimarthastewart-deact]

[lividlovers]

Seriously

[teathattast]

[somniiloquy]

actually this fucking slaps