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Hyunjin: *drawing in his room*

Jisung: *barges in and drops on Hyunjin’s bed*

Hyunjin: *looks at Han*

Jisung: I want you to draw me like one your French girls.

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*Chan trying to fall asleep*

Chan: If I don’t fall asleep soon, I’ll off myself and then I’ll sleep eternally.

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Jeongin: How tall are you?

Hyunjin: over 5 feet.

Jeongin: I thought most people have 2 feet.

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Jisung: *slowly turns to Chan with a smirk*

Jisung: If you can make them laugh and giggle you can make that booty shake and jiggle.

Chan: *sighs* When did it all went wrong?

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Felix: *watching an edit of Changbin*

Felix: if I don’t see him under my Christmas tree, then next year no one will get presents, cause I’ll k!ll Santa Klaus.

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*Han and Hyunjin watching anime*

Jisung: *pauses the anime* I need to empty myself.

Hyunjin: What?

Jisung: Pee. I need to pee.

Hyunjin: Okay, go. Fast!

Jisung: *runs to the door, but misses the knob and smashes against the door, falls down*

Hyunjin: *shocked by what just happened* You okay?

Jisung: *grunts and slowly stands up* never been better.

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*playing truth or dare*

Felix: I dare you to call your dad and tell him you got kidnapped.

Jisung: Okay *takes out phone*

Jisung: Hey siri, call dad.

Siri: Calling “daddy”.

Jisung: NOOOO STOP.

Minho: *from the other room* Jisunga, why you’re calling me?!

Felix: *looking at Jisung in disbelief*

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Minho: Hey, what happened?

Jisung: *crying* it’s okay, it’s just onion.

Minho: *talking to the onion* What the hell did you say to my jagiya?!

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Hyunjin: Hey Han, get on my level.

Jisung: *lies down on the floor* Is this better?

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Jisung: *watching tiktok*

Jisung: *sees cute couple video*

Jisung: *sobbing* EASY FOR YOU WHEN YOUR CRUSH LIKES YOU TOO!

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Jeongin: *crying*

Seungmin: Be like Elsa, let it go.

Jeongin: You threw your phone at me!

Seungmin: So?

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Chan: *coming home from the store*

Jisung: Show me what you bought.

Chan: *showing what he bought*

Jisung: Oh, you got LGBTQ lights?

Chan: *signs* Han, these are LED lights.

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Jeongin: I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts.

Seungmin: That’s the spirit!

Jeongin: Oh fuck! WHERE?

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Chan: Let’s be more than friends.

Felix: Oh like best friends?

Chan: No, more than best friends.

Felix: Um? You mean mega best friends?

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Changbin: Hey Felix, marry me.

Changbin: I mean Happy Birthday, stupid autocorrect…

Felix: Changbin, this is a verbal conversation.

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Hyunjin: I don’t know, maybe I’m stupid.

Minho: You are.

Minho: There’s no “maybe”.

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Seungmin: I’m not the person I used to be.

Seungmin: *psycho giggling* I’M WORSE!