stop picking on your short friends just kiss them already
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@candybcby
stop picking on your short friends just kiss them already
anyone 6'0 or taller: stands near me
me: [softly] for fuck's sake
of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12
aleera;
“Let me check,” Aleera sighed, holding her pen in her mouth and picking up her laptop to check her work email. She vaguely recalled it was something stupid and boyfriend-related. “What was it, two days ago…? Yeah, here we go. She went to meet some guy she met online and he never showed up. Real scintillating stuff right there.”
“ oh gosh, ” anahel bites her lip. that sounded extremely sketchy. “ i didn’t even know she was talking to anyone online. ” she thought that her and one of her best friends were always open with each other, but this wasn’t the time to be angry at her friend for not telling her every detail of her life. “ is there anything you can do to help her at this point ? ”
lottieseye·:
“And what the hell is one hour gonna do for us ‘cept give them extra time to catch up. No, we go on til they ain’t gonna find us - then we can rest a bit. No motels though, they’ll be lookin’ for hurt folks.”
“ what about your injury ? if we’re gonna keep on the move, can we at least take a second and wrap it up ? it wouldn’t help you any to worsen it. ”
Ball of Fire (1941) dir. Howard Hawks
how do i choose a fc they’re both baby
Cooking/Baking rp Starters
"No, no, no! Don't put that in yet!"
"Are you sure that you cooked it all the way?"
"Well, something definitely smells good in here."
"Are you... baking?"
"Here, you stir this while I set the oven temperature."
"Do you wanna lick the bowl?"
"It's boiling over!"
"Uh, that looks a little... overcooked."
"You got some batter on your face."
"What is this mess?"
"Why are you covered in flour?"
"Are you sure you're supposed to add that much sugar?"
"Ouch! That pan in hot!"
"Don't take that out of the oven with your bare hands!"
"I don't think you know how to use a mixer."
"Wash your hands, and then you can help me."
"Those aren't quite done."
"Does something smell burnt to you?"
"Now, fold the eggs in gently."
My muse had been kidnapped and tortured for the past week send “I’m here- I’m here, now” for your muse to save them.
Send “📚” and I will flip to a random page in a book and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter.
This is such a total flustercluck.
@infernalinvestigator continued from here.
It was an honest reply, although she’d be lying if she claimed not to know why it was unsatisfying. The girl Anahel was asking about had been by Aleera’s office weeks ago, for all of five minutes before she declined her case. “I don’t remember,” she insisted. “Look, if I turned down a case, obviously it wasn’t interesting enough to be worth remembering. I’ve got no idea what she wanted.”
ana sighs. “ i haven’t seen my friend since i sent her to you. why couldn’t you have taken her case ? ” anahel herself will admit that she wasn’t quite sure what her friend was going through, but she knew the detective and thought she would help. “ i’m just hoping she didn’t become a case. ”
@lottieseye continued from here.
“We rest and we’re done in. I ain’t plannin’ on makin’ this whole thing easier on the laws.”
“ and having you injured will make it easier for you to be arrested. i’m trying to help, clyde. can I please just find you a place to hide and rest for an hour ? ”
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