artemis & aphrodite’s lovechild

29 | she/they | femme lesbian | 18+, minors + men dni | don’t call me queer

[candyfxmme]

my name is sam, i’m a 29 year old femme lesbian from the midwest. my pronouns are she/they.

i’m autistic and chronically ill, i talk about it a lot. please don’t follow me and complain if you don’t like that.

this is an 18+ blog. absolutely no minors. you’ll be blocked immediately, it’s for your own safety. AGELESS AND UNTITLED BLOGS WILL ALSO BE BLOCKED.

men do not interact. i am a lesbian, i don’t want you here. you will be reported and blocked.

terfs, fetishists, sissy blogs, chasers, feeder blogs, pro-a/ed blogs, other general shittiness, reported and blocked immediately.

bi/pan lesbian supporters will be blocked, do not come near lesbians with your transphobic bullshit.

i will not follow you back if you post anti-feminism or misogyny, even in kink.

my main kinks are breeding, exhibitionism, sharp play, light degradation, and spanking.

please do not involve me in any fantasies that include slapping or hitting, spitting, cheating/cuckholding, actual pregnancy, rape, drugging, kidnapping, or capitivity.

my main tags are #pers for all my own posts and media, #answers for my asks, #sam.jpg for my pictures, and #audio for my audios.

please don’t add comments on my posts unless i specifically state i want them or you ask me first.

[lavaditto]

'my love' 'my girl' 'my sweetheart' ' my baby' “my” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[hyped-up-on-girl-pills]

They should invent a type of flirting where I can tell when it’s happening

[newgodpho]

[terriblewarden]

[melon-bunny]

oooooooh you wanna fuck me with my face shoved in a pillow soooooo baddddddddd…… you wanna pull me up and see how much i’ve drooled soooooOoOo badddd…….. you wanna hear my muffled noises while you slam into me SOOOoooo baddddd…..

[deadontheweb3]

[floralfemmes]

if you wanna fuck butches but you're not gonna tenderly care for them then you don't deserve them

[czesca]

why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

[itbelle]

tumblr is the website you can’t find your own posts but someone else likes a post you made five years ago

[anxietyproblem]

[mismess]

TIP❕

If you leave a Granola Bar in your pocket long enough, it will turn back into Granola!

[bakwaaas]

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

[rxdxct3d-deactivated20260301]

idk I live for just a fleeting moment I get to see a femme pout or act fussy. when the whole world punishes them for indulging in those aspects deemed as childish and other lesbians and women call them traitors. yeah, maybe you could call me an enabler but I think a femme shouldn't have to hold up a performance for others comfort. there isn't anything to enable. that behavior is just coded as childish because people want to demonize the very thing they see as weak or what invited trauma into their lives. I want them to feel like they can be upset over things others may see as inconsequential. I want to be a space where they can feel safe to be selfish and demanding of me. the last thing I want to do is what the world and even their own community does to them. they don't exist just to please others. femmes deserve to be selfish by their own power and without my approval or asking permission.

[candyfxmme]

today me is real mad at year ago me for buying a fucking chromebook. this thing is absolutely useless for long term use. can’t use any adobe products, can’t download any pc games without breaking the laptop and getting an external hard drive. my discord app barely works on this piece of shit i just use the browser version or my phone.

i’m trying to complete a professional certificate to actually go somewhere in the professional world so i can actually pay my goddamn bills comfortably and i’m hitting yet another roadblock. i cannot stand living in a world where i’m glued in one spot because i was born poor. i just want comfort and financial security and it’s dangled so far out of my reach i keep falling off the chairs i’m trying to balance on to reach it

[dumbusahana]

i love when people have their roots showing and fading hair dye n messy haircuts their friends or partners cut for them i love chipped nail polish i love stick n poke tattoos i love scars n wrinkles i love signs that a body is lived in

[cuddledhormone]

when u both have memory prablems 

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

[owlmylove]

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp