Jambo

Goodmorning! Welcome to Africa :) 21 / Gay / Ohio / Snapchat: Wolfykakes

[cicadaemon-moved]

less arguing about shipping more Chernobyl cat fish

the one closest is named Borya

[garbagesauce]

#that’s not even the radiation catfish just be like that sometimes

[his-shining-tears]

looks stupit I want ten

[tlitookilakin]

The best part of this is that the explanation is even sillier:

these aren’t even a “race” of khajit, they’re just regular khajit. Whether khajit end up like housecats or humans or a fucking lion is solely determined by what phase of the moons they’re born under.

[edgar-allan-possum]

So, you could be practically human, your sister could be a frickin smilodon, and your parents could just be housecats?

Wild

[diet-poison]

Trying to send messages in Animal Crossing when your friend is really fast at typing

[super-mega-foxy-awesome-hawt]

--Avatar Kyoshi, many occasions

[mochmint]

i’m screaming omg someone sAVE STITCHES’ MOM

[horrorofthebeast]

[the-prolefeed]

How old is this and why is it on my dash

[horrorofthebeast]

i made this in 2018

[the-prolefeed]

I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation

[thatsbelievable]

[bpdpeepo]

Literally no one:

My body dysmorphia: lol u look like this

[chowdonut]

THIS IS HARROWING WHAT IS THISSSSS

[soapulp-archive-deactivated2020]

goes to the kitchen. holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room

[daddykink33]

Dude

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

what? what? what do you want daddy kink 33?

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[theweirdwideweb]

So in Minnesota there’s this cultural taboo about taking the last piece. If there’s a group and everyone orders pizza, typically one slice will not be eaten. At the office if someone brings donuts, the last donut will be left alone. Possibly cut in half. Then that half cut in half, but always leaving at least a little on the plate. The reason is it’s considered impolite because someone else might want it. To take the last piece is a desperate thing to do. There’s even an expression: “I wasn’t raised by wolves.” Anyway, here’s the best local facebook post going around right now. 

[goathazard]

I saw this and thought to myself, thats so strange because thats a thing here in sweden as well, how two different places so far apart can have the same taboo.. and then I remembered something from history class

[goathazard]

Humans are wild, huh?

[cauldroncreations]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

rare fish. please no questions

[cerafuentes]

why would a fish need sunglasses

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

what the hell i just say

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[insomniac-arrest]

*group activities are canceled across the country, traveling is shut down, cities are quarantined, people are fist-fighting over toilet paper, entire countries are put on lock-down*

me: huh… I am once more living through a History Book Moment as I go to work, file my taxes, and do dishes about it. Wild.