simple idiot wizard

quincy / they/them / 24

[byjove]

I have these miniature crafting dictionaries with word definitions for my scrapbook and they are peppered with grammatical errors and often incorrect but the funniest part is that they often choose the most obscure or offensive definition of the word and frequently leave out the most common definition.

I have some absolutely devious plans for some of these and some of them have me scratching my head wondering about their intended use

[byjove]

this is what I mean about using more obscure definitions:

veil, only applicable to nuns

[byjove]

WHY IS THAT THE FIRST DEFINITION?

[willgrahamscock]

the like and reblog button on your mutuals posts are erogenous zones

[lustcannibalism]

[willgrahamscock]

why are my checkmarks throbbing

[willgrahamscock]

[footlongdingledong]

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

[footlongdingledong]

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Mya arenaria isolate MELC-2E11 chromosome 1 Common name: Soft-Shell Clam

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

This damn site. If I described this site as accurately as I could, I would be unable to justify the time I spend here.

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[memeuplift]

[pointnclick]

Thank you for coming to my this

[yebisu]

What is that

[pointnclick]

My this #mythis

[shouty-y]

"Sweet mother, I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl."

Prints

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[laboradorescence]

[jelloapocalypse]

This is what the vertical video format was invented for

[lakevida]

the fool who refuses to see the light is forever doomed to live in darkness

fake and gay lets talk about something that actually matters ⤵️

Tofu Wontons with Yellow Curry Broth

Tasty vegetarian tofu wontons paired with a yellow curry broth. There are also step-by-step photos on how to fold the wontons.

[eroscestlavie]

Nothing has it for me. Not even Poob.

[goldensunset]

in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like

[taptrial2]

???????????????

[charl0ttan]

im always getting anons from myself at various points in history and no matter how many of them i block the timeline remains stable. probably because things are just really crazy right now

[charl0ttan]

wait i need to look something up

[charl0ttan]

[kaijuno]

[sadder-daisy]

[mdq]

[naamahdarling]

There's something so uniquely joyful about a mare taking her new baby out for a run. I could watch them all day.

[hecho-a-mano]

THESE HORSES ARE SO DARK THEY ARE SO PRETTY

[from-aldebaran]

Let's be gorgeous with mama

[biteriskgirl]

stoner princess with delicate lungs that makes her maid take the bong rips and shotgun them into her mouth

[rederiswrites]

This is probably how they do it in those liberal schools