Confessions of a Nihilistic Optimistic ♓️

“I am not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious’”

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I think John Green’s canon response to cum monologue was something like “this is actually very offensive to people who LOVE to suck cock (women and homosexuals)”

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King

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I want a job that passes the Bechdel test

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

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