Cinny Cola

Im judd she/it 24 intersex mostly whateverposting

[blvkvvolfe-deactivated20230401]

i was born a biter, i identify as a biter, not my fault, maybe don’t be so biteable and you’ll be safe

[plethodoncinereus]

@mozzy-o

[stay-the-knight]

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[mallowmaenad]

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

[lesvegas]

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[warcrimesimulator]

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[amber-tortoiseshell]

"With genetic test results back from U.C. Davis Laboratories of toe-hair samples from each side of his body, I am excited to share that this sheep

🌟 IS INDEED a CHIMERA 🌟

His black mouflon side is a genetically different individual from his black gray side. The lab ran the test twice just to be sure!

Oh but wait, THERE IS MORE!

He is ALSO a she!

The black mouflon side is male.

The black gray side is female!

What I can tell you beyond these test results, is that this beautiful creature successfully bred four solid patterned ewes this winter that produced a total of 9 lambs, of which all were either solid pattern or mouflon pattern; 5 rams and 4 ewes. "

Source: Grand Valley Icelandics

[king-the-pathetic]

Initially I thought the zig zag between light and dark along the spine was just the lighting but no! That's the split in coat colours!

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much @draconym ! Look at those differences!

[heartattackinblackdye]

it/its pronouns appreciation post

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[frank-the-trash1]

"I don't fw indie shows"

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[pangur-and-grim]

[tomiizy]

I had a vision

Girlboss Wife Heket & Ugly ass spouse Lambert

Srry abt the request delays im kinda sick rn (small fever lololol)

I promise I’ll get back on them rq so just enjoy what I have for now

Also can we appreciate how good Lamb’s gyatt is like c’mon

[teaboot]

I have a medical condition where no matter how many people are in a room I will find the one person who likes me the absolute least and become desperate for their approval

[teaboot]

I spoke to the doctor about this and she prescribed 100mg of "stop giving a fuck about people who hate you", hiding it in a spoonful of peanut butter labeled "the people who care about you deserve more of your time"

[kintatsujo]

Tea I'm sorry but are you possibly a cat

[teaboot]

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you