hockey enjoyer

main blog: @malewifepatrick

[cynids]

our lovely finnish kings <3

[dukedutchy]

Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen and Henri Jokiharju as Moomin and Sniff :)

[canesbian]

canes post jarvy w his tits out today and number two on all of tumblr is the sharks boys (fully clothed). what does a sethhead have to do to get that boy some motion

[canesbian]

lmao

[hocceius]

multiple hockey players in the audience at the world cup final and not a single one shown on the broadcast which answers the age-old question are hockey players celebrities: no

[cynids]

royal wedding of nc just happened!!

[mbappe]

i was nicer as a person before sports and its devil tendencies snaked its way into my personality 

[loveridden1999]

sports is not real. they just declared it

[loveridden1999]

they just killed every player in the world. we are free

[mythmagicetc]

nhl commentators love to be like “and how did you know he would be there to receive that pass? did you feel him? would you know him by touch alone, by smell” and then the guy’s like “i looked”

[jarvyparty]

[happydivorce]

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

[canesbian]

your carolina hurricanes are on the cup!

[urie]

sports is not serious except it is its not important so you have to calm down a little bit but also its the most important thing in the world nothing has ever been more important its dead serious its life or death but maybe we can all relax a little bit but dont relax too much because it is so crucial it is so massive it is culture it is identity it is intrinsically woven into the fabric of society however we could maybe chill out sometimes except i wont because its that serious its so so serious

[daily-nhl-polls]

NHL Jersey competition! Which current Metro team home jersey is your favorite?

Carolina Hurricanes

Columbus Blue Jackets

New Jersey Devils

New York Islanders

New York Rangers

Philadelphia Flyers

Pittsburgh Penguins

Washington Capitals

Voting ended onJul 10

Jerseys from the NHL uniform database.

[stormsies]

[pemguims]

remember when hockey was on tv...sometimes i can still hear her voice

[denverbarkeytruther]