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A starry night sky💫

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Masterlist

(Frequent updates i hope)

Fandoms:

Shows/movies

Dead poets society

Neil perry x fem!reader drabble

House md

S.w.a.t.

The rookie

Brooklyn 99

Free rein

Unicorn academy on Netflix (i actually really like it lmao)

Superman (2025)

The batman (2022)

When clark stands you up, you go to a friend who definitely doesnt also stand you up

Hazbin hotel

Scratching husks back and he purrs

Cuddling with husk

Alastor has sore ears :( also hes drunk idk why but s2 episode 4 spoilers

Helluva boss

Games

Red dead redemption two

Call of duty modern warfare

Stardew valley

Harvey’s favourite part of the day is coming home to you

Horizon forbidden west/ zero dawn

Creators

Slimecicle

Teachers dont get payed enough anyway

Mumbo jumbo (HEAR ME OUT OKAY)

Basically any creator you request as well

Real people

Joost Klein (i speak dutch if you want dutch dialouge with english translation)

anyone else you request

Thats it for nowwwww

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Jschlatt x reader fluff headcannons

Cooking streams together like you’re baking cookies or something

“Schlatt stop eating the dough! We need to make real cookies!” You half-yell at him while chuckling

“But why this tastes so much better!” He’d respond whiningly

“You are going to have a stomach ache, you always do.” You try to lecture him but the smile on your face gives you away

And of course he does get a stomach ache

Listening or watching true crime together cuddled up on the couch speculating on who did it while you play with his hair and he tugs on the strings of your shirt

Making playlists together and listening to them all the time like while doing chores or while travelling, doesn’t matter if it’s in a car or sharing headphones on a bus

Your relationship being a secret as you’re both streamers and you have this whole act that you dislike eachother online

You are with him in bed and laying across his chest while posting mean jokes about eachother on social media and the comments are all asking if you two genuinely hate eachother or if it is a bit and you two giggle about it

But one time the both of you went too far and people started making rants about how either one of you is disrespectful or people make long video essays about your dynamic and what happened between you too that sparked this strong dislike towards eachother

So that is when you post about ‘being roommates’ and thats also where the cooking stream came from, not enough to reveal the relationship but enough to not get genuine hate

Maybe you’re both on the Qsmp and other creators on the server genuinely think you two hate eachother but close friends know about your relationship

If you’re not an American streamer you make fun of him living in the US knowing full well that you live together

Cuddling

Cuddling

Cuddling

Cuddling

Cuddling

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Joost klein with a famous reader

Joost klein who was a big fan of you before you knew him

Maybe youre a rapper and he learned slang bc he didnt know what youre saying

His first songs have the same vibe as yours bc he loved the way of your music

One time he wore your merch at a concert

If you were at coachella he was filmed sprinting to your performance and that clip is how you found out about him

Hm: joost klein en reader bij knockout champs en ze pakt hem kaulo hard

@joostsbaby omdat je zei dat je meer wou maar k heb lowkey geen idee wat k moet schrijven want k wil het in het nederlands doen maar dan voel ik met net als die bankzitter fans

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Does anyone want dutch dialouge (could have English translation under it) joost klein fanfiction

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requests are always welcome!!!!!!

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IM THINKING HEADCANNONS FIRST BC I CANT THINK OF A PLOT

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Its out!!!!!

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Joost klein headcannons except i am just word vomiting

Joost klein who randomly starts speaking fries (a dutch dialect) because even if you speak dutch you will likely only understand half of it and he finds it very funny

Joost klein who will surprise you with a new hair color every few weeks, like he will sneak out of bed to get a non permanent hair dye and you wake up next to a bright pink haired Joost and his excuse is something like:

‘je zei dat je die aardbei lollies lekker vond dus ik dacht ik word er een en dan lik je ook aan mij.’

(‘You said that you liked those strawberry lollipops so i thought i would turn into one and you would lick me too’)

And you laugh so much that your stomach hurts

Joost klein who sends really dumb gifts when hes away on tour and you couldnt come with for example:

Joost klein who will buy you drop if you don’t live in the netherlands but maybe you tasted it once and you loved it or youre from the netherlands and miss it (same for frikandellenbroodjes)

Joost klein who will send you edits of himself if you text him that you miss him

Joost klein who WILL sit with you in a circle on your birthday with your family if you are dutch

Joost klein who steals your hats, socks, nail polish really any accessory you wouldnt miss and he could wear and wouldnt tell you to see if you would notice

Joost klein who will lay in bed next to you singing into his phone to send to tantu because he doesnt want to get out of bed but every two lyrics both of you laugh way too much so maybe a new song will come out and the lyrics sound a bit choppy because he was already a day before his deadline to release the song or an album and didnt have time to record it properly

Joost klein who does those pranks like the ones on tiktok where people wake their partners up while wearing a costume

But you do the same

If you ever do the ‘calling your bf bitch’ trend it would go like this:

Youre at a beach and there are food trucks behind you and you stad up and tell him straight faced:

‘Kom dagoe we gaan drinken halen’

‘Ja mevrouw’

(‘Come on bitch were getting drinks’)

(‘Yes ma’m’)

Joost klein who will cause the weirdest encounters in your home

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@joostsbaby @prettypinkpearlsworld

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Joost klein headcannons except i am just word vomiting

More

Joost klein who randomly starts speaking fries (a dutch dialect) because even if you speak dutch you will likely only understand half of it and he finds it very funny

Joost klein who will surprise you with a new hair color every few weeks, like he will sneak out of bed to get a non permanent hair dye and you wake up next to a bright pink haired Joost and his excuse is something like:

‘je zei dat je die aardbei lollies lekker vond dus ik dacht ik word er een en dan lik je ook aan mij.’

(‘You said that you liked those strawberry lollipops so i thought i would turn into one and you would lick me too’)

And you laugh so much that your stomach hurts

Joost klein who sends really dumb gifts when hes away on tour and you couldnt come with for example:

Joost klein who will buy you drop if you don’t live in the netherlands but maybe you tasted it once and you loved it or youre from the netherlands and miss it (same for frikandellenbroodjes)

Joost klein who will send you edits of himself if you text him that you miss him

Joost klein who WILL sit with you in a circle on your birthday with your family if you are dutch

Joost klein who steals your hats, socks, nail polish really any accessory you wouldnt miss and he could wear and wouldnt tell you to see if you would notice

Joost klein who will lay in bed next to you singing into his phone to send to tantu because he doesnt want to get out of bed but every two lyrics both of you laugh way too much so maybe a new song will come out and the lyrics sound a bit choppy because he was already a day before his deadline to release the song or an album and didnt have time to record it properly

Joost klein who does those pranks like the ones on tiktok where people wake their partners up while wearing a costume

But you do the same

If you ever do the ‘calling your bf bitch’ trend it would go like this:

Youre at a beach and there are food trucks behind you and you stad up and tell him straight faced:

‘Kom dagoe we gaan drinken halen’

‘Ja mevrouw’

(‘Come on bitch were getting drinks’)

(‘Yes ma’m’)

Joost klein who will cause the weirdest encounters in your home

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I have seen too much ryland grace angst so to make myself less sad:

There was a similar project to hail mary that happened a year earlier

A different group got sent to save the world

But they all disappeared and the world got told they died

One of the crew was maybe rylands wife/husband or partner or idk maybe co-worker at the school

So when he arrives on erid

And for some reason the aliens (im for some reason procrastinating watching the movie im sorry i dont know the names of the rocky alikes) already know how to take care of a human

And he sees a small cottage that looks like his partners dream home they always showed him

And theyre reunited yayyyy

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Reader was in a situationship with clark kent but he got in a relationship with Lois without saying anything

Reader is sad ofcourse

But not as sad as they think

Until they notice a pattern of reoccurring interviews with bruce wayne and batman

And maybe they find an uncut interview of bruce and reader just giggling

And maybe reader has been taking more days off and appears in gotham more

And maybe bruce wayne has been appearing in daily times headlines more about his many trips to metropolis instead of the gotham times

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Does anyone want dutch dialouge (could have English translation under it) joost klein fanfiction

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requests are always welcome!!!!!!

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IM THINKING HEADCANNONS FIRST BC I CANT THINK OF A PLOT

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Does anyone want dutch dialouge (could have English translation under it) joost klein fanfiction

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requests are always welcome!!!!!!

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Does anyone want dutch dialouge (could have English translation under it) joost klein fanfiction

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Reader who had a cooking show with their costar but vincent gets jealous and kills the costar so that he can be with reader but reader is really suspicious of vincent and lowkey hates him and then they meet again in hell where reader is just ragebaiting him forever

I want to write this but i have no time🥲 if anyone else wants to pleaseeeeee do but also pls credit me

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Alastor x reader spoilers for s2 episode 4

Alastor always did have that unsettling smile plastered on his face and those ears perked forward, well not always, not when he made that deal with vox and suddenly he was frowning and keeping his ears pinned flat like an angry horse and it takes quite allot of effort to keep them back when you dont do it much, so when the deal breaks his ears are quite sore. But ofcourse thats where you come in.

Alastor walkes in your room at the infamous hazbin hotel, he looks almost… drunk? No thats crazy you thought, no way alastor would get drunk let alone in public. But when he got closer the smell of various drinks made themselves clear and his stumble also verified that he was for sure at least a little drunk. He waddled towards you one of his shadow tentacles slamming the door as he shrugs his jacket off onto the ground and laid on your bed sighing dramatically.

“My ears~.” You hear him groan dramatically but not loudly, you dont hear the last part of his sentence muffled by your pillow. You spin your spinny desk chair to face him. while rolling away from your desk, Alastor could blurily see there was something on it, writing drafts, unfinished art something like that. “What’s wrong with your ears Alastor?” You ask gently “s-“ a staticky hiccup comes out “sore” Alastor forces out as he pulls you from his chair onto his chest, after you scoff and get both of you under the covers. You tried to comfortably massage the base of his left ear first but it was very difficult so you just opted to flip the surprisingly limp Alastor, with his head on your chest it became much easier to knead, stroke and rub his ears first the left and then the right.

As you did what you hoped was helping with his oh so sore ear muscles Alastor completely melted, like the last time he melted this much into someone was when he was going limp during his death and it felt heavenly. For Alastor atleast. He felt like he was in heaven no scratch that above heaven, he felt like he was floating in the void with zero responsibilities or deals or anything except you. But this comfort wasn’t the case for you, because this drunk deer furry forgot to take his damn suspenders off and now the clip that connects them to his pants is digging into your left knee cap.

You tried to gently move him really you did but it was no use, he was simply too big and limp. Deadweight really. And as he was mentally ascending you were suffering with unbearable pain, no choice but to wake him. So you tapped his shoulder, said his name multiple times and even poked his side but it was all no use. Until you had an idea, it was weird sure but whatever this pain is completely fading the embarrassment of what you are about to do away. You stook your finger in his ear kinda harsly and you did feel bad but that jerk he did finally waking up relieved soooo much pain from your knee you didnt even care.

Idk how to end this lmao feel free to do so if you want to if you give me credit for the first part, no ai tho😭🙏

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Cuddling with a very warm and purring husk as he makes biscuits (kneads) on ur back and you’ve just taken a bath with him so hes all silky and smooth, his fur is all untangled and he smells so good and so do you, and the bed is freshly clean with so many thick blankets and its so comfortable and you just genuinely reach flow state

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Omg this is the most likes ive ever gotten

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Cuddling with a very warm and purring husk as he makes biscuits (kneads) on ur back and you’ve just taken a bath with him so hes all silky and smooth, his fur is all untangled and he smells so good and so do you, and the bed is freshly clean with so many thick blankets and its so comfortable and you just genuinely reach flow state

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Sitting next to husk on the couch watching an old pirated movie as he shifts uncomfortably, his hands trying to reach a spot on his back. you side eye him, your hand/claw slowly reaching up between his wings and start scratching softly almost more like petting and he starts purring like extremely loud and is also super embarrassed because of said purring.

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Harvey loves coming home to you, no matter if youre still working (much to his dismay), on the couch or already in bed, reding before you go to sleep. Its most definitely his favourite part of the day. In this case, it was winter and you were all snuggled up on the couch. Harvey opened the door not soaked from either the rain or the snow for once and shed his coat and shoes, putting his bag on one of the chairs at the table before laying besides you. His hands weaving through your hair, the other stroking your side. “How was your day honey?” You asked listening to his rambling, even if you felt guilty you were inevitably drifting away into a light slumber while he was still talking. He carries you quietly to the bed and changed into his pyjamas, the matching ones you bought in zuzu. He told himself he was just going to lay for a bit but he fell asleep cuddled up behind you incredibly fast. Forgetting to eat dinner :(

(Wrote this in 5 minutes and its terrible but might make a part two tomorrow morning)