HOUSEY, AIN'T IT?

Independent Dingodile from Crash Bandicoot

[canisdylinae]

nether-twins​:

@canisdylinae​ started following

Neftin wasn’t one to ask for help often, especially from strangers, but given his current situation he was in dire need of it. So, after finding his way to some place after a bit of walking, he walked up to the closest person he could find and asked them, “Hey, uh, you wouldn’t happen to know if there’s any repair shop nearby?”

Oh boy! Here he thought Tiny and himself were big fellas. One look at this guy told Dingodile he was a powerhouse! Though he couldn’t quite tell what he was exactly. A mutant? Or something else? Regardless he did ask him a question and Dingodile felt obliged to answer.

“The closest one is in the nearby city, mate. I got a bit of mechanical knowledge though. Made myself both a flamethrower and vacuum cannon from scratch. What’cha need repairing?”

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chaosiism​:

 “ Ya still did something amazing! “ She says before her eyes gleam at the other talking about how far he will toss the bat. Oh she couldn’t wait to see that as well! She lets out a excited noise before having a light skip in her steps as she runs next to the other

“ oh man I can’t wait! Gonna teach him a lesson for messing with ya! ” She says before playfully cracking her knuckles, lightly averting her gaze to the trees when the diner started to come into view

The edges of his snout managed to form a small smile upon hearing the compliment. Just wait until Kitty see’s what he does to Batfield! The old coot has had it coming ever since they first started being enemies all those years ago. 

Unlike most mutants, whom had been evolved animals, Batfield himself was formerly human. Once the Evolvo-Ray had became public knowledge, many sought to duplicate the process with varying levels of success. Papa Batfield was just one of many that succeeded.

“Oh yeah, it’s show time.” With a grin the hybrid arrives at the front door...and uses his tail to smash through the thing entirely. It’s just the beginning for blowing up his diner all those months ago. “Oi! Papa Batfield! Ya got a customer and he’s mighty hungry.”

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storiesbehold​:

Rottytops almost lost her balance once she was on the other side of the rift, but was able to stop herself from falling over.

Oooooh, this place looked really cool… minus the mosquitoes (that she had to swat several times). But then again, it probably wasn’t called ‘Mosquito Marsh’ without a reason. Hmm, maybe she should bring her brothers here next time. They’d really like this place! Plus, Poe didn’t mind mosquito bites, so those stupid bloodsucking bugs wouldn’t be a problem.

So some city was that way? Rotty quickly made a mental note of that, just in case she got bored. And Dingodile lived over that way? Well that was c– wait, there was a diner here, too? Might as well check that out before getting a look at the city, since cities tended to be kinda boring after a few seconds or so.

“Alright, Sounds OK to me.” Rotty said at the mention of having a look at said diner.

The edges of his snout form a toothy smile when Rotty agrees to see his diner. He can’t wait to see what she thinks of it! It was his pride and joy, his baby! He’d spent years carefully and slowly building her up to where she was now. 

Sure, business wasn’t as booming as he’d like it but he’d work on it. All he would have to do is figure out the secret to human taste buds. Mutant taste buds? He had gotten that down pat! Not so much the former.

“Then follow me! I’m sure you’ll be impressed.” The hybrid took the lead as he made his way down the area and onto the wooden bridge that served to reach his establishment. It wouldn’t take them too long either to reach Dingo’s Diner as he stopped right in front of it. 

“Say hello to Dingo’s Diner! The place where you can get the best mutant cookin’ around. I got all sorts of delicious dishes like Sheep burgers with fish fries, bat tacos, slug gumbo, and more. Wanna take a look inside~?”

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deletesave​:

@canisdylinae​ liked for a starter!

“So this is what you’ve been up to. A restaurant… and in a marsh, no less. Finally got sick of chasing around flightless birds?”

Oh boy. It’s him. Arms are immediately crossing over his chest in response. It’s pretty clear he’s not happy seeing this guy. Or any doctor for the most part. “More like I got sick of having to deal with you doctors and such. Well, primarily Cortex. I’m sure ya can at least understand that.”

[canisdylinae]

Yikes! I hope your W key gets fixed soon!

(M’kay!! This little son of a gun. I literally spent the last thirty minutes trying to fix this stupid w key and all of sudden when i start conversing with a friend on discord it goes and works like?? wat. Keyboard are you pranking me? I’m being pranked. It’s literally pranking me right now. I kid you not when I tell you i spent so much time trying to get this w key to work and it just wouldn’t do anything even after i took it out and cleaned it. All of sudden?? it works?? what??

Thank you for the kind message though anon. I guess my keyboard is a nasty basty tonight.)

[canisdylinae]

Which key is it?

(The one in the middle of q and e. I can’t even type it. Why must I be cursed!)

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(One of my keys on the keyboard is broken and I’m just silently screaming.)

[canisdylinae]

“So you part of the ex villan to do something better with your life club?”-zero

@team-phantom

“Yea, sounds ‘bout right. Saw the repeatin’ pattern my boss goes through and told ‘em I ain’t havin’ that nonsense. I got better things to do with my time than to lose to a good-guy on a constant basis.”

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 @alcaxponciano​

   “I’m more than fine having folk mess with me. What I can’t stand is when they play that sad little card of not being in the wrong and they think peeving off a croc like myself ain’t gonna result in a couple of broken bones.” Just look at him! He’s nearly seven feet tall and was made to crush things between his teeth. If you’re going bad mouth or fight him at least have the guts to back that up. Better yet, have the common sense not to go through with it.

   “People these days just ain’t got brains anymore, am I right?”

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canisdylinae​:

canisdylinae​:

{Starter Call!!}

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musesoiree​:

     “Oh, totally! My laptop’s tried to call it quits more times than I could even begin t’count! –Hey, how bout’cha tell me what’s wrong with the ol’ girl and I’ll grab somethin’ that’ll fix her up nice n’ good!” She’s already rushing to get her dragon’s hoard of spare parts. If it was repairs he was looking for, Dingodile was in as right as a spot could be.

“Heh heh! They just don’t make anythin’ to last no more, do they?” At the notion of Coco fixing up his vacuum cannon, a smile tugs at the edges of his snout. “Well that’s mighty kind of ya! I was gonna do it myself but I know you’re even better at this stuff than I am. I’m lookin’ for a double-sided motor retainer ring. One I got finally busted on me and I can’t find a replacement nowhere!” 

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@musesoiree​

     “I’m just tryin’ to find a certain part I need. Gotta fix up ole reliable, y’know?”

[ichorveiins]

AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode four - git gone

❝ d’ya mind ? ❞

❝ best drinks have self defining names. you order a manhattan, god knows what you’re gonna get, but you order a gin and tonic, a jack and coke, it’s not just a name. it’s a command. ❞

❝ how long you’ve been working here for ? ❞

❝ ooh, that’s bad luck. ❞

❝ don’t do it. ❞

❝ i was waiting for you. ❞

❝ why’d you help me ? ❞

❝ you’re really not very good at this; i saw you coming a mile off. ❞

❝ are you trying to recruit me ? ❞

❝ you could be a world class thief. ❞

❝ you look like you could get anything you want just by asking for it. ❞

❝ what d’ya say, huh ? ❞

❝ hang on a minute. i’m sorry. ❞

❝ i owe you one. i feel beholden. ❞

❝ let me buy you a drink. ❞

❝ let’s go somewhere. ❞

❝ so you are a thief. ❞

❝ the weak spot, see ––– all you need is one. and it’s usually people’s attention. ❞

❝ show me. ❞

❝ oh, god. ten years, and [ … ] has NEVER looked at me like that. ❞

❝ there’s a lesson in there somewhere. ❞

❝ my grandma always had cats. she said that they could see ghosts when we can’t, and warn you of thieves. ❞

❝ do you ever worry about what will happen if you keep stealing ? ❞

❝ do you believe in the afterlife ? ❞

❝ all i know is there’s more than i know. ❞

❝ yeah, i think that might sound wiser than it is. ❞

❝ when you die, you rot. it’s a fixed system. physics doesn’t take sundays off. ❞

❝ my parents believed in everything. father, son, holy ghost, spirit filled and full of the light of god. they taught me all of it, chapter and verse. ❞

❝ i went to bed every night in a world full of magic where anything was possible. ❞

❝ it’s like everything that made the world anything more than what it is is just –– stories. like snake oil. but worse, because snakes are real. ❞

❝ i wanted to get that magic back so bad, but one day i just accepted the fact that i couldn’t, because life is just not that interesting. ❞

❝ don’t look at me like that. ❞

❝ the fun is just getting started. ❞

❝ i could teach you to fight. ❞

❝ hey, you want coffee ? ❞

❝ are we pregnant ? ❞

❝ what i’m about to say may sound irrational to you, but i have all sorts of rational reasons for saying it, and doing it. ❞

❝ say it, and we’ll talk about whether or not you should do it. ❞

❝ are we … discussing this, or are you telling ? ❞

❝ there’s some wiggle room. ❞

❝ are you unhappy ? because i’m happy, okay, you make me happy. ❞

❝ yes, i see that you’re happy. from this side of it. the wrong side of it. and i think maybe i resent not being happy. not resent you, just … resent. ❞

❝ do you still love me ? ❞

❝ we are like a history book. we’re established fact. we don’t change. ❞

❝ i represent FAILURE to you ? ❞

❝ i can take it. if you’re on the other side. i can make it if you can. can you wait for me ? ❞

❝ just glad that i could be here to help you, you know ? ❞

❝ hey, don’t stay here alone tonight. ❞

❝ why did you say that ? ❞

❝ come on, [ … ] , say what you mean. ❞

❝ last night was a one time thing. you were there. and thank you, but we’re not doing this. we did this. and now it’s done. ❞

❝ you don’t love him. not the way he loves you. ❞

❝ is that all this was ? just fun ? ❞

❝ are you saying no ? ❞

❝ i lived my life, good and bad. definitely not light as a feather. ❞

❝ in life, you believed in nothing, so you will go to nothing. you will be done. ❞

❝ there is nowhere else for you to be. ❞

❝ tears have fallen for you. ❞

❝ do i get a say in this ? ❞

❝ death is not a debate. ❞

❝ how many do you think have come before you, all with promises and threads and offers of gold, glory, love ? who are you to misguide me from my duty ? ❞

❝ you are but a man, not even one i should remember. ❞

❝ i’m gonna come in now. i’m gonna come in now, okay ? ❞

❝ is this a haunting ? are you haunting me ? ❞

❝ does [ … ] know ? ❞

❝ i’m a vulgar woman. anger and grief have just really made me vulgar. ❞

❝ god, you know, i should thank you. it’s so much easier grieving someone when you’re glad they’re dead. ❞

❝ oh, fuck your feelings. ❞

❝ everybody has feelings, everybody cares about what they feel. i don’t care about what you feel. i care about what you think. what do you think about what you did ? ❞

❝ what was your big lie, [ … ] ? ❞

❝ i love [ … ] … loved [ … ]. love [ … ]. i love [ … ]. (s)he’s the light of my life. ❞

❝ you, i remember. ❞

❝ there is nothing i can do to lighten your heavy heart. ❞

❝ your heavy heart sank you like a stone, right back where you last left off. ❞

❝ was it love ? ❞

❝ love will always have you at a disadvantage. ❞

❝ many is the man who would take any version of his lost love rather than leave his love lost. ❞

❝ (s)he/they will say thank you to whichever god has sent you back to him/her/them. ❞

[canisdylinae]

I can't believe you sent Cortex flying like that! What a rude mutant you are.

“I’m rude for wanting to get rid of the guy who wants  world domination like some cartoonish super-villain?”

“Besides, he got off easy! Would ya like for me to chomp off an arm instead?”      With the size of his teeth that would be an easily accomplishable goal.

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mechaniize​:

✦ ━ ❝ Well, I’ve yet to decide whether I should consider establishing a concert again or not… But what I can say is; I’ve been practicing the instrument in my spare time on a regular basis ! ❞ proudly stated the doctor with a confident look on his face. It seems there’s always been something about him that somehow made him more likeable than the rest of the team, but we’ve yet to figure out what exactly it is.

              Either way, he’s always been the most… unusual of the bunch, and it really shows. It’s hard to imagine someone of his caliber converting to smooth jazz after being a heavy metal fanatic for months, but hey, anything’s possible.

❝ Hear me out: I’ve just recently released an album and hotel owners LOVE IT ! I may have been unable to conquer the world… yet, but at least I had the chance to conquer elevators all over the world with my music, yes ? ❞ At least…

“Well that’s good! Practice makes perfect as they say.” He should know that by heart as well. Things didn’t go so well when he first attempted his diner business. However through trial and error, not to mention practice, he managed to get it up to where it was today! 

A hand cups the bottom of his chin as he listens attentively to N. Gin. The hybrid lets out a chortle before patting the doctor on the back. He makes sure it’s gentle however given both his great strength and size over the other. Pack a little too much punch and he might harm him!

“Good on ya, mate! That’s the mindset.” The edges of his snout pull back to form a smile. It’s nice to see N. Gin having some form of success outside of what Cortex asks of him. “Just work your way up from there and you’ll have a concert up in no time! I can see it now! The lights glammerin’, the fans swoonin’ over your tunes, the joy and happiness ya bring. Sounds good, doesn’t it?”

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@pistolbitten​

    “Here’s an idea for ya. Why don’t ya shove off and let me finish my nap in peace?”            He’s had a busy day and right now the only thing Dingodile wants to do is sleep.

[canisdylinae]

                              Easy, chums. If I were here to fight you’d be cactus.

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