i will prepare

and someday my chance will come. Latin teacher/banjoist/homesteader/retired dog trainer. She/her.

[canisfide]

Oh my god not with the dog button discourse again

[corvigay-clutter]

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

[gowns]

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

[plants4]

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

[mistakenz]

[pearlrebs-deactivated20170202]

Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!

Blue’s Clues, 1996:

[guerrillatech]

[skunkes]

[astrodidact]

I HAVE NO SYMPATHY WHATSOVER.

TAX THE SHIT OUT OF THIS IDIOT & BEZOS.

Elon Musk rips Democrats' billionaire tax plan that could slap him with a $10 billion annual bill

"Eventually, they run out of other people's money and then they come for you," Musk tweeted at the senator who just drafted a new billionair

Elon Musk is now worth more than ExxonMobil

Elon Musk is rapidly approaching a net worth of $300 billion, as Tesla's market cap soars past $1 trillion. That's enough to surpass one of

[ralfmaximus]

He made $25 billion yesterday, so his proposed tax bill would be for 3.2 hours of his time.

[clueingforbeggs]

There should be a policy that every time a billionaire complains about being taxed they get an extra 1 billion of tax to pay.

[canisfide]

shopping for baby products is wild. I’m trying to build my registry and literally anything other than white is marketed/labeled as either “boy” or “girl”

well, I would like some non-white burp cloths but apparently neutrals/animal patterns are for “boys” and pink/florals are for “girls”

would just like my baby to have some animal print without giving people any ideas as to what it will be assigned at birth, thx. 

[canisfide]

Screw the housing market, screw the rental market, screw Airbnb.

[homoluigi]

Lol

[childofgears]

you’re just gonna leave this in the tags?

[saltycathy]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

me: this break i’m not gonna fall into a bad sleeping pattern 

me at 4am the next morning watching a youtube video rating the top 10 canceled 90′s cartoons:

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[canisfide]

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[canisfide]

Can we just let people enjoy things