Puppy Punx Unite!

A composer and an eternal academic with a Bachelor of Science (with high honors) in a Non-Scientific Field, a Master of Music in Film/Video Game Scoring and Mental Breakdowns, and a love for all things little-furry-animal-like.

[slaughterkeys]

[myjetpack]

For @newscientist

[old-chatterhand]

I fell into the bucket of useless trivia as a kid and never recovered.

[mariana-runs]

Becoming an adult is the most expensive life decision I didn’t make

[tinarannosaurus]

“the belchies” came out almost seven years ago and i only realized yesterday that “taffy butt” is actually based on a real cyndi lauper song

[tinarannosaurus]

she sure did i am a whole ass fool!!!

[animalmusicthemes]

Visit Original Link

[lambdalupi]

GUESS WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY!!!!! hint : it was sent by @spartathesheltie

[lambdalupi]

henlo!!!

[fjordfolk]

Same hat!

[sonatagreen]

A tradition

In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short. A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace. The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken.

[wakor-rising]

Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope.

A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.

A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people. 

A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.

Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage. 

[i-am-a-fish]

daily reminder that slavery never stopped existing

[basic-mathematics]

[an aesthetically pleasing reminder that if you see art you really like… help a buddy out and reblog it :3c]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

My dash did a thing

[stahl-ebooks]

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heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

[nicolas-px]

i cant believe this

[kevinburnsred-deactivated202304]

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

[the-n3o-r0ck1ngf0x]

[rhapsody-in-blues-deactivated20]

I’m totally serious when I say I absolutely love this I’ve listened to it like twelve times now it’s fantastic 10/10

[wolfsbanesego]

Click reblog as soon as the banjo came in. That is amazing.

[123sesamestreet-deactivated2017]

I have missed this post

[nonbinarymerbabe]

….it actually does sound like LoZ music 

just imagine 

link dancing to this

[capillaryspice]

[thechristiannerd]

I love this so much

[erdbeer-journal]

IT BACK

@normaljanitor @loftwing-pursuit

[notthecanadianaverage]

This sounds like something that would play as you run through Gerudo Desert and it makes me happy!

[happifying-things]

[animalmusicthemes]

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[polyglotplatypus]

i love how baby axolotl just look like organic funko pops

[polyglotplatypus]

fucking superb you funky little water salamanders

[a-n-d-s-k-o-t-a-n-n]

sigur rós

[radicalseabies]

if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu

[radicalseabies]

remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me

[ghostyrivergirl]

They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo

[invenblocker]

Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.

[spcrash]

Amazing.