Trash Witch

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

we’re all one race

the daytona 500

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[thebootydiaries]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[iamoutofideas]

DIY shingles

[swarnpert]

like the disease or the roof tiles

[iamoutofideas]

whatever

[medievalspinster]

I’m both

[adonischildsupportcase]

[that-friend-who-feigns-innocence]

he livin in 3019

[dalishprince-deactivated2015062]

here’s a picture of me doing blood magic

[directorkresnik]

but theres no picture there

[dalishprince-deactivated2015062]

thats right kids i dont do blood magic keep the maker in your hearts and be like me

[asparagays]

she has such a funny life omg

[shitpostbot5k]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

[thesixthstar]

what does this mean

[rvengefulobster]

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

[bootdrop]

tutorial

brush him

[theinturnetexplorer]

good for him.

[zappavolta]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ketamie]

it's about the journey not the destination. literally

[gaming-gremlin]

It hasnt been proven wrong

[shingojira]